A fan ran onto the field last night during the 2nd quarter of the Buckeyes 50-28 demolishing of the Cincinnati Bearcats. He was met by former Ohio State Linebacker and current strength coach Anthony Schlegel. It went how you’d expect. RIP fan. #ThoughtsAndPrayers
Stone Cold loved it too
And then it got the WWE treatment
This is my new favorite feature here at Bottlegate. Every time Michigan loses (they lose a lot) we’re going to be posting pictures of their sad, dejected, grief stricken, heartbroken, weeping fans. Give me all your tears of unfathomable sadness, Michigan!
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😦 http://t.co/m2MYa97ztU—
Big Cat (@BarstoolBigCat) September 27, 2014
Stands right now. http://t.co/2zEWoNDBkM—
Steve Lorenz (@TremendousUM) September 27, 2014
You know it’s bad when the student newspaper is printing headlines like “Clock’s Ticking, Brady.” But perhaps the most accurate depiction of where Michigan football sits under Brady Hoke is this picture being passed around social media
I want to make fun of this but I can’t. It’s just so, so sad. The winningest college football program of all time resorting to lowly gimmicks to try and draw fans to watch a JV football team Michigan play in their shitty stadium The Big House. I guess that’s what happens when you don’t score a single point vs. Notre Dame and you get blown out by the storied, world renowned Utah Utes.
I sat here for five minutes trying to think of something clever to end with but nothing could top what Rosco said:
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