Welp, good thing Miley wanted to clean up her act this year. I mean, after last year’s shitshow there’d probably be some good press to be had at this year’s VMAs when she had some good looking homeless dude accept an award on her behalf. I mean, what could go wrong? Did you see how moved she was when he was giving his speech? O man, all those tears. I bet she cared so much. Because when I think of Miley Cyrus I think “humanitarian advocate for teenage homelessness” and I surely don’t think of her for this:
Jesse Helt, who accepted the “Wrecking Ball” singer’s Video of the Year VMA, has a warrant out for his arrest in Oregon after he violated his probation, reports Inside Edition. The 22-year-old was arrested attempting to break into an apartment in Salem, Oregon in 2010, and was charged with criminal trespassing and mischief, according to a report that will air on the show on Tuesday. In the years since, Helt has allegedly violated his probation repeatedly, including failing to take a drug test, using marijuana, breaking curfew, failing to complete his community service and failing to report to his probation officer.
Hey Jesse, Rule #1 when you’re wanted by the police- DON’T GO ON NATIONAL TV IN FRONT OF MILLIONS OF PEOPLE. But I can’t say I blame him, the kid traded in sleeping on sidewalks and eating leftover cans of tuna found in the dumpster for a night of partying with Miley and crew. Probably had the time of his life; drinking Cristal and doing a bunch of famous rich people drugs. If you’re gonna go out, might as well go out in a blaze of glory. At least now you’ll have a place to sleep and a couple hot meals a day.
Bottlegate 