What the hell is going on in Akron these days? We’ve already had the Car Crapper, and now we’ve got this guy on the side of the road who just wants a god damn taco… after he was dropped off by aliens no less. Just a taco. A simple man. Nothing more, nothing less. Doesn’t want money… Doesn’t want booze… Just wants a $1.19 soft taco from Taco Bell. Maybe some Cheesy Fiesta Potatoes or an enchilada. Maybe get a little crazy and get a Nacho Cheese Doritos Locos Taco.

So people of Akron I ask you this. If you see Randy Quaid from Independence Day Jr. here I ask that you please drive to the nearest Taco Bell, Chipotle, or Qdoba and buy this man some Mexican food. He deserves it. Just make sure there aren’t any extraterrestrials around.

Maybe not as good as the guy who used to occupy West 6th, but still pretty solid

Thanks to Cal for the pic