Cardale Jones Is Literally A T-Shirt Cannon At Cavs Games

April 21, 2016 Mike Leave a comment

If this whole NFL quarterback thing doesn’t work out, Cardale has a bright future as a live t-shirt cannon for sporting events. Even the schmucks in Loudville have a chance to catch one if he’s out there slinging tees into the crowd during timeouts.

I always laugh at the t-shirt tossers that can’t throw well and barely make it to the sixth row. Well, thankfully with Cardale we don’t have to worry about any weak throws.

O-H!

You know @CJ12_ is #ALLin216!https://t.co/k8vWSMqq8a

— Cleveland Cavaliers (@cavs) April 21, 2016

I don’t want more Cardale during Cavs playoff games, I NEED more Cardale. Remember how fun he was last year?

@JoakimNoah watch yo mouth before I give you these hands chump

— Cardale Jones (@CJ1two) May 7, 2015

I'm at @JoakimNoah neck the rest of the series for that comment

— Cardale Jones (@CJ1two) May 7, 2015

Here’s to hoping that wherever Cardale goes in next week’s NFL Draft, he’ll still be attending Cavs games.

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Cavs v Pistons Game 2 Highlight Reel (Kanye Mix) Plus Other Quick Thoughts

April 21, 2016 Mike 1 Comment

Couple thoughts:

-Stanley Johnson needs to relax.

Stanley Johnson on LeBron: "I'm definitely in his head. That's for sure."

— Nick Friedell (@NickFriedell) April 21, 2016

Johnson on LBJ/Cavs: "He jabbers. He moves his mouth sometimes. Their whole team does, kind of like their little cheerleaders on the bench."

— Nick Friedell (@NickFriedell) April 21, 2016

LeBron has 15 points on 7-9 FG with Stanley Johnson as his primary defender this series (13 Pts, 6-6 FG in Game 2). https://t.co/Ns3td71YBX

— ESPN Stats & Info (@ESPNStatsInfo) April 21, 2016

-After LeBron threw that 1 handed pass to Love for the corner 3 he started running back on defense (1:10 in the vid). Love made it so we won’t hear everyone talk about this play like they did when LeBron did this in game 1 on Kyrie’s miss.

-Record for most 3s in a playoff game in NBA history? Is that good? Did they break it?

-Kevin Love with a nice quiet 16 & 10

-I say this is the nicest way possible because I’m a Mozgov apologist but every time Timo gets minutes I want to throw up.

-RICHARD JEFFERSON AND DELLY WERE BOTH A +25! Richard Jefferson +25 in a playoff game? What?

-The Pistons are way overmatched against the Cavs but I respect the way they play. Except Marcus Morris. He stinks on ice.

-Drummond, man. Shoot free throws underhanded or something.

-Be saltier, Stan. Be saltier.

Stan Van Gundy gets a bit snarky after Pistons loss: "That's really smart coaching to put LeBron on the floor" https://t.co/MQaoZVLHRx

— Bally Sports Cincinnati (@BallySportsCIN) April 21, 2016

-I like this pic

2-0. We’re on to Detroit.

Morning Mishmash

Mishmash- Lingerie football player chugs beer, starts brawl; Eagles fan freakout; Parents little league fight

April 21, 2016 Mike Leave a comment

Cleveland pic of the day

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Lingerie football player chugs beer on the field during a celebration… promptly leads to a brawl between the two teams

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Chyna died

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Here’s what happens when you mix 19 liters of Dr. Pepper and 40 Mentos (also there’s a good chance this is fake but it’s being spread around the Internet so judge for yourself)