Mishmash- World record for most lit candles extinguished by farting; Pornstar Tinder advice; Mark Cuban Powerball advice

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CONGRATULATIONS GERARD JESSIE WHO NOW HOLDS THE WORLD RECORD FOR “MOST CANDLES EXTINGUISHED BY FARTING”

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The governing board for Wisconsin high school sports says that student sections will no longer be able to chant “Airball” or “Scoreboard” at a game… America is so screwed.

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Here are some tips from Mark Cuban for when you win the Powerball tonight

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Here’s Kevin Hart working out for no reason at all

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Some hero modernized the Goodfellas movie into a trailer

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Here are some pornstars giving Tinder advice. Pay attention, guys

Fugitive in Ohio Hates His Mugshot, Mails In A Fire Selfie For The Cops To Use Instead

Via Cleveland.com

LIMA, Ohio — A Lima man wanted by police sent investigators a selfie after seeing his “terrible” mugshot posted on social media.

“Here is a better photo, that one is terrible,” Donald “Chip” Pugh said in a message to police.

Pugh, 45, is wanted for failing to appear in court. He is also a person of interest in a number of crimes including arson and vandalism, the Lima Police Departmentsaid on Facebook.

Pugh is disheveled and sports a cheesy grin in his mugshot. His preferred photo shows him sharply dressed, well-groomed and wearing sunglasses.


 

An all-time move from Chip Pugh here. It’s like he’s running his own personal real life criminal Facebook profile. Don’t like a picture you’re tagged in? Unflattering angle with a double chin? Untag yourself. Don’t like your mugshot? Send in a different one. We all do it on social media, Chip just did it in real life as he’s wanted by police. Boss move.

Really it’s not any different than you picking the best looking pic for your Facebook profile either. Unfortunately for Chip, mugshots last forever. That’s why my man had to take matters into his own hands and send in his most fire looking selfie. Can’t have a bad mugshot pop up when prospective girlfriends Google your name in a few years. Gotta look good for the people who might come across your name on the Internet.

UPDATE: He got caught.

Hopefully this doesn’t start a trend among criminals because otherwise we wouldn’t have gems like these:

Mishmash- Video of the shootout during El Chapo’s raid; Man steals snake by stuffing it down pants; Poop pills

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Man steals a snake from a pet store by stuffing it down his pants

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The video of the El Chapo raid is intense as hell

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Good news for you fats out there, scientists are testing poop pills to fight obesity. Poop pills.

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Puppy forgets how to walk

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Tulsa woman gives maybe the interview of the year after he building catches fire

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Ha. A wave takes out a bunch of people in Australia.

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