Someone found Ryan Merritt’s wedding registry. In the middle of Game 5.

Sometimes, the Internet rules.

At some point during his 4.1 inning masterpiece yesterday afternoon, someone found Ryan Merritt and his fiance Sarah’s wedding registry.  Indians Twitter took it from there.

https://twitter.com/MeganHuyghe/status/789093872454381570

It looks like @sportsyelling sort of spearheaded the whole thing, so head over there for more of those tweets.

They’re registered at Pottery Barn and Target, and there’s plenty of good items still available to be fulfilled.

Somebody bite the bullet and get them the Beachcomber Low Rectangular basket. They deserve it.

 

KEEP THE CHIEF

Mishmash- Girl swallows a whole stick of butter; D’Angelo Russell embarrasses Steph; Lion stalks and attacks leopard

Was without a laptop for the past week. Have one now. Mishmashes are officially back.

 

Cleveland pic of the day

Pizza Hut is hiring someone to basically watch live NCAA Basketball, eat a shit ton of pizza, and make $50,000. Sign me the hell up!

Whole stick of butter down the hatch (get your mind out of the gutter)

Eminem has a new song/freestyle out. Lot going on in this one

NSFW: D’Angelo Russell murdered Steph Curry’s legs

A male lion stalks and attacks a leopard. Damn nature, you scary

Pokemon Go is officially pretty much dead

90’s song of the day

Start Your Day By Listening To Tom Hamilton Call The Final Out Of The ALCS

When I die, instead of sad music at my funeral, I want this 30 second clip of Hammy calling the final out of the ALCS on repeat as they lay my casket into the ground. Tom brings it strong here as always. (As he did throughout the year)

Thankfully the Indians got this series done in 5 games so we won’t have to listen to the TBS broadcast anymore. If I had to be subjected to Ron Darling’s blabbering for 1 or 2 more games I think I would have just ended it.

On to Chicago/Los Angeles

 

Cleveland