GOD DAMNIT those are fresh. Nothing gets the football gears grinding like pre-release Madden videos. Combine that with a Ben Roethlisberger interception and brand new Browns jerseys and you have yourself my Friday afternoon in the cube, ladies and gents.
Madden 16 comes out 8/25 if you enjoy just insane realism in your football video games.
Cleveland pic of the day
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Old guy on the golf course tries to get his ball back from an alligator. It goes how you’d expect.
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The Simpsons predicted the Cardinals hacking scandal fifteen years ago
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Clay Matthews surprises a dad with Super Bowl ’16 tickets. Pretty pretty cool video.
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Some hero built “fort kick ass” after his girlfriend called him childish
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Colin Farrell and Vince Vaughn interrogate Jimmy Fallon before their season of True Detective premieres Sunday
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You can buy gummy pizza now for some reason
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Hidden “bulge cam” catches women taking a peek at some dude’s crotch
Steel. Balls of steel.
This is the man. This is the man I hope to be when I grow up. Not a care in the world. Just joyriding in his old fashioned (I think?) car, huge raindrops pelting him right in his grill… and he doesn’t flinch. What a badass. Guarantee this guy went home and worked on his sweet ride, chopped a few trees down, made his own beef jerky (s/o Dale Doback), and just did manly things until bed and then woke up the next morning and did them all over again.
Someone get this dude a beer STAT.
PS- My roommate took this video a few days ago but since his Instagram profile is private I had to save it and upload it here. I guess what I’m trying to say is that making your Twitter/Instagram account private is dumb.
Bottlegate 