You know what they do for guys like this? They make theme songs for guys like this:

The only thing this picture is missing is a fireworks display, some apple pie, a Pamela Anderson red bikini Baywatch cutout and Hulk Hogan himself.

Don’t really know much about the photo other than it was taken in Napoleon, Ohio. If this guy made this recently then huge huge props to him for withstanding the freezing temperatures and creating this masterpiece.

I spent all weekend sitting inside bitching about the cold, binge watching Netflix and drinking hot chocolate while this guy was busy turning a 14 foot mound of snow into a patriotic landmark with his bare hands. In related news I’m a huge pussy.