Could the Cavs starting 5 beat the Team USA starting 5?

August 26, 2014 Mike Leave a comment

At first glance you’d probably think “Shut the hell up, Mike. You homer.” But let’s look a little deeper. Obviously if this were an Olympic year and not the FIBA championships, Team USA would be heavily favored. But this isn’t the “Dream Team” and it’s definitely not the “Redeem Team.” With the losses of Paul George and Kevin Durant plus the heavyweights such as Lebron, Dwight Howard, Kevin Love etc not suiting up for the Red White and Blue; this becomes a much more interesting matchup. If benches were included, Team USA would beat the Cavs. But since we’re talking just starting 5, the lineups look like this:

TEAM USA

(2013-2014 stats in parentheses)

Kyrie Irving (20.8 PPG, 3.6 RPG, 6.1 APG, 1.5 STLPG, 0.32 BLKPG)
Steph Curry (24.0 PPG, 4.3 RPG, 8.5 APG, 1.6 STLPG, 0.2 BLKPG)
James Harden (25.4 PPG, 4.7 RPG, 6.1 APG, 1.6 STLPG, 0.4BLKPG)
Kenneth Faried ( 13.7 PPG, 8.6 RPG, 1.2 APG, .9 STLPG, 0.9BLKPG)
Anthony Davis (20.8 PPG, 10 RPG, 1.6 APG, 1.3 STLPG 2.8 BLKPG)

Team totals: 104.7 PPG, 31.2 RPG, 23.5 APG, 6.9 STLPG, 4.62 BLKPG

2014-15 CLEVELAND CAVALIERS

Kyrie Irving- (20.8 PPG, 3.6 RPG, 6.1 APG, 1.5 STLPG, 0.32 BLKPG)
Dion Waiters- (15.9 PPG, 2.8 RPG, 3.0 APG, 0.9 STLPG, 0.24 BLKPG)
Lebron James (27.1 PPG, 6.9 RPG, 6.4 APG, 1.6 STLPG, 0.3 BLKPG)
Kevin Love (26.1 PPG, 12.5 RPG, 4.4 APG, 0.8 STLPG, 0.5 BLKPG)
Anderson Varejao (8.4 PPG, 9.7 RPG, 2.2 APG, 1.06 STLPG, 0.6 BLKPG)

Team totals: 98.3 PPG, 35.5 RPG, 22.1 APG, 5.86 STLPG, 1.96 BL

In player vs player matchups I took each player’s average stats vs. the team of the guy they’re going against from the 13-14 season. Example- Lebron’s stats vs Houston (James Harden’s team) Clearly this doesn’t mean that Harden was guarding Lebron all game, but it’s the closest thing we’ll get to true head-t0-head stats.

Kyrie Irving vs. Kyrie Irving

Winner: TIE. Obviously.

Steph Curry vs. Dion Waiters

Steph Curry vs Cleveland: 28 PTS, 6.5 REB, 9.5 AST, 2.5 STL, 0 BLK

Dion Waiters vs Golden State: 13 PTS, 3 REB, 4 AST, 0.5 STL, 0 BLK

Winner: Steph Curry. No brainer here. Overall way better in every category, and overall a better player.

James Harden vs. Lebron James

James Harden vs. Miami: 25.5 PTS, 3.5 REB, 6 AST, 1 STL, 0 BLK

Lebron James vs. Houston: 23 PTS, 3 REB, 6 AST, 2.5 STL, 0 BLK

Winner: James Har-… No. Lebron wins. Versus Everyone.

Kenneth Faried vs. Kevin Love

Kenneth Faried vs. Minnesota: 14 PPG, 6.5 REB, 0.25 AST, 2 STL, 1.5 BLK

Kevin Love vs. Denver: 28 PPG, 13.75 REB, 4.25 AST, 1.5 STL, 0.5 BLK

Winner: Kevin Love. Not even close. Best power forward in the NBA. Faried would have barely made the team if Love had tried out for Team USA this year.

Anthony Davis vs. Anderson Varejao

Anthony Davis vs. Cleveland: 23.5 PTS, 10 REB, 2 AST, 1.5 STL, 5.5 BLK

Anderson Varejao vs. New Orleans: 4 PTS, 9 REB, 0 AST, 1 STL, 1 BLK

Winner: Anthony Davis in a massacre. To be fair, Anthony Davis’s best game against the Cavs came when Varejao didn’t play. Imagine Davis to be around 20 and 10 if he and Varejao faced off today.

Final Tally-

Team USA- 2 wins 1 tie

Cleveland Cavaliers- 2 wins 1 tie

Team USA would have a definite advantage in team shooting and interior defense. But who guards Lebron? Who guards Love? James Harden is literally the worst defender in the NBA and Kevin Love abused Faried and the Nuggets in every game they played last year. Those two huge advantages overshadow whatever favorable matchups Team USA would have against the Cavs.

But according to the final tally this would be a tie, right? Not so fast, my friend. When you have the best basketball player on the planet… along with the best power forward in the league your starting five has a chance to be as good as any team of players assembled. It’s actually kind of a no brainer. Like, I didn’t really NEED to spend two hours looking up stats and matchups for each player because I could have just told you “Cavs win. Easily.” But now there’s proof and numbers to back me up. So congrats Cavs fans, your local team is better than your country’s national team.

PS- This graphic was circulating around the internet in the Spring. I’d say they pretty much nailed it.

Music

Remember Miley’s homeless friend? Whoops! He’s wanted by police

August 26, 2014 Mike Leave a comment

Welp, good thing Miley wanted to clean up her act this year. I mean, after last year’s shitshow there’d probably be some good press to be had at this year’s VMAs when she had some good looking homeless dude accept an award on her behalf. I mean, what could go wrong? Did you see how moved she was when he was giving his speech? O man, all those tears. I bet she cared so much. Because when I think of Miley Cyrus I think “humanitarian advocate for teenage homelessness” and I surely don’t think of her for this:

From Page Six:

Jesse Helt, who accepted the “Wrecking Ball” singer’s Video of the Year VMA, has a warrant out for his arrest in Oregon after he violated his probation, reports Inside Edition. The 22-year-old was arrested attempting to break into an apartment in Salem, Oregon in 2010, and was charged with criminal trespassing and mischief, according to a report that will air on the show on Tuesday. In the years since, Helt has allegedly violated his probation repeatedly, including failing to take a drug test, using marijuana, breaking curfew, failing to complete his community service and failing to report to his probation officer.

Hey Jesse, Rule #1 when you’re wanted by the police- DON’T GO ON NATIONAL TV IN FRONT OF MILLIONS OF PEOPLE. But I can’t say I blame him, the kid traded in sleeping on sidewalks and eating leftover cans of tuna found in the dumpster for a night of partying with Miley and crew. Probably had the time of his life; drinking Cristal and doing a bunch of famous rich people drugs. If you’re gonna go out, might as well go out in a blaze of glory. At least now you’ll have a place to sleep and a couple hot meals a day.

Browns

My takeaways from Browns vs Rams

August 24, 2014 Mike 1 Comment

1. The new video boards are fantastic. They completely change the dynamic of the stadium and it feels like a brand new place. The sound system is also an enormous upgrade. For the past couple seasons I usually sat in the upper deck (because I’m poor) and the sound system was AWFUL. It was a nice change hearing some hip hop music and not hearing a rattling sound while your seat vibrates.

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2. Why the Browns chose to defer to the second half after winning the coin toss might have been the most asinine move of the night. When your offense clearly needs work, wouldn’t you want to maximize your offensive possessions against the Rams first team defense? Very questionable decision to start the game.

3. I really think we’ll have a solid run game. I do. But when there is no deep threat on the field/when you don’t throw the ball more than 11 yards, how do you keep a defense honest? When the weather starts to turn why won’t teams decide to stack 8 in the box on every play and dare the Browns to throw?

4. Is Nate Burleson going to make the team? He’s missed every preseason game, isn’t practicing, and just turned 33. Unless he plays in the 4th preseason game and actually makes an impact my prediciton is he gets cut. He’s basically this year’s David Nelson.

5. Every time you hear and see this on third down-

Automatically means the opposing team will be getting a first down. It’s automatic. Death/taxes/Opposing teams converting on third down vs. the Browns.

6. The only bright spots during the whole game were the rookie Chris Kirksey and the kick return team. It seemed like every person they put back there to return a kick was getting between a 30-50 yard return. Hopefully Travis Benjamin can break a couple big returns while handling permanent return duties. If we’re being honest, he’ll probably have A LOT of chances.

7. Even though it was vs. the 2s and 3s, Johnny looked a lot more poised and confident this game than last. He had a couple balls dropped and wasn’t helped by the 2nd team offensive line. When he first came into the game you could feel the energy and excitement in the stadium. It was quite the contrast from the overall feeling of apathy in the 1st half.

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I squealed like a girl

8. If the Browns 1st team defense looked like that against Shaun Hill and Austin freaking Davis imagine what they’ll look like against Ben Roethlisberger, Drew Brees, and Joe Flacco. Heh. I know its preseason but c’mon, you made Hill and Davis look like they were playing 7 on 7. I know there was no Joe Haden but still.

9. I love the Browns new dog Swagger.

I don’t appreciate Butler’s bulldog talking shit though.

I offered consulting. RT @sjackson0328: The @browns seriously need @ButlerBlue3 to help w Swagger! Not nearly as cool as it could be.

— Butler Blue III (@ButlerBlue3) August 24, 2014

Found a picture of Swagger in the future after a week 14 loss to the Colts