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Swole Patrol: Anderson Varejao and Timofey Mozgov work out together (w/music)

Anderson Varejao and Timofey Mozgov got together for a little swole sesh earlier today and decided to make a feature film of themselves clangin and bangin. Basically this generation’s version of Arnold’s Pumping Iron. Andy crushing the 7 1/2 dumbbells and Timo beasting the 12 1/2 for some standing dumbbell bicep curls. Just two bros getting swole, talking about chicks, and trying to get their bods in check for beach season. Nothing wrong with that. Nothing at all.

Here’s the remixed version to the tune of everyone’s favorite 90’s pop song

No one plays inbounds defense like Andy Varejao

A couple things:

1. He looks like a marionette.

2. Varejao was our best offensive player tonight.

3. Blatt got outcoached.

4. You always look like a dork guarding the ball on an in bounds play. It’s inevitable. Andy just took it to another level.

5. The above video is what I’ll look like then Josh Gordon catches his first pass on Sunday.

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