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Cardale Jones is going to beat the sh*t out of Joakim Noah

Cardale Jones and his Buckeye bunch were on hand to witness the beatdown the Cavs gave the Bulls last night. Little did we know a feud between two sports stars would bloom right in front of our eyes.  (I use “stars” loosely because Joakim Noah is the definition of a bum)

It all started when Cardale and co. were shown on the Humongotron at the Q

Them’s fighting words and the whole statement is just stupid on every level. Cardale literally murdered the entire Southeastern Conference on January 1, 2015. But then again everyone knows that Joakim Noah is the fakest tough guy in the world and he LOVES muttering insults under his breath. He’s a 9 year old scorned schoolgirl who was picked last in kickball during gym class. If you recall he did the exact same thing at the Q on Easter.

After the game Cardale found out what Jo said and wasn’t thrilled.

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Can you imagine that fight? The state of Ohio’s current favorite athlete vs. The state of Ohio’s current least favorite athlete. Mayweather-Pacquiao might as well be the JV matchup compared to this showdown.

I love this. The hate just got turned up to a hundred thousand trillion towards Joakim Noah. See you game 3 at your house.

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Ding ding ding!
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Cardale Jones tweets that he’s transferring to Akron… Just kidding. May Fools!

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Around 2 pm on Friday Cardale Jones dropped these bombs on Twitter. He changed his Twitter avi and header to the Akron Zips logo. WTF. Is Cardale leaving for The Ohio Polytech Institute?

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Just kidding, guys. It’s May Fools, duh. You really think a quarterback that just won a national championship is really transferring to the MAC? Come. On.

Cardale you dog! Had none all of us fooled!

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Joey Bosa and Cardale Jones talk shit before OSU’s spring game

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Love it. 2 of Ohio State’s best players and leaders already talking trash to each other and it’s only the Spring Game. Two potential top 10/top 5 (maybe?) picks in the 2016 NFL Draft and you’d think they were about to go head to head in a game that actually mattered.

Can’t lie, seeing Cardale do the Bosa shrug in the end zone after throwing a touchdown might be the highlight of 2015 (besides winning that National Championship thing of course)

PS- Joey, please please please don’t hit Cardale.

PPS- 12 Gauge shirts are still for sale and they’re still

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