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Draymond Green definitely slapped a guy for talking shit to him about the Cavs

So by now you’ve all heard, our favorite west coast nut punter was arrested over the weekend after an altercation in East Lansing, Michigan. Lt. Scott Wrigglesworth, owner of the greatest name in law enforcement and a member of the East Landing Police Department, couldn’t confirm whether Green’s alleged action was a punch or a slap, saying only that it was “not a shove.”

I was not in East Landing over the weekend, nor do I know anyone who was, but I can say with no doubt in my mind and 1000% certainty that Green bitch slapped another man for two reasons:

1) If a guy punches another guy in the face, you say “the dude clocked the other dude in the face.” It’s not a neither-confirming-nor-denying type situation. Boom, it happened, we’re all men, let’s go have a beer and itch our balls and talk about it never.

2) It’s Draymond Green

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Here’s the video of Green’s walk of shame:

(video courtesy of who the hell else, TMZ)

Since the incident, reports have surfaced that the man on the receiving end of the slap was Michigan State cornerback Jermaine Edmondson. Not super interesting, until you take a look at the senior’s bio page on the MSU website:

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Now for those who have been following us for a while, we like to invite friends of Cleveland to take their “place (and/or seat) at the table.” The line comes from the 1993 movie The Program, when linebacker Steve Lattimer learns he has been named to the starting defense. Or so Mike tells me, I’ve never seen it.

The Bottlegate table invitations have been going out for quite some time now. From Colin Cowherd, to Hank Aaron, to some guy on YouTube bitching about the Toronto Raptors, to Larry King, to Rihanna, to Rich Eisen, to Les Miles, to our very own Ken Carman, the room in which the table sits has been filling up like Wilbert’s before a Tribe game.

But here I sit, on July 12th 2016, with clear eyes and love in my heart, with no reservations or any ounce of exaggeration when I say this:

If Draymond Green bitch slapped Michigan State cornerback Jermaine Edmondson because he’s a Cavs fan from Canton and was giving him the business about the Warriors blowing a 3-1 lead in the NBA Finals, the existing table is to be moved to a different room in the house and Jermaine Edmondson will sit on his glorious throne at the new one. Alone. He will watch over the kids table and the entire city of Cleveland as his servants bring him the finest cuisine and libations in all the land.

(it’s at this point where I’m going to begin ignoring the fact that none of this is confirmed)

This is what legends are made of. Every single Cavs fan in Northeast Ohio has wanted absolutely nothing more in their lives than to be able to give Draymond a piece of their damn mind for the better part of a year. Jermaine was given the opportunity….and he delivered, in breathtaking fashion.

It’s one thing to heckle someone. It’s quite another to get them arrested. Again, this is Draymond we’re talking about, so maybe not that hard, but big players make big plays at big times. Jermaine Edmondson was a big player this past Saturday night.

So I think I speak for all of Cleveland when I say, Jermaine, well done my friend. Thank you and well done.

And Go Bucks.

Way to block out, Dray.

 

Video: Kevin Love Gives Draymond Green And Michael Jordan Stone Cold Stunners

 

Steph Pedigree through the announcer’s table, spearing Klay into the crowd, A DRAYMOND LOW BLOW… it’s not looking good for LeBron. But wait…

*glass shatters*

IT’S STONE COLD KEVIN LOVE!

My head is spinning from laughing so much at this video. Fantastic. Just fantastic.

K. Love’s Final Kill List:

  • Draymond Green
  • Russell Westbrook
  • Kevin Durant
  • A bald James Harden
  • Floyd Mayweather
  • Yao Ming
  • Shaq Diesel
  • Annnnnd Michael Jordan for good measure

Kevin 3:16 says I just whooped your ass.

 

There was also a good one with Kyrie vs Steph & Klay

 

via Shady00018

Cavs “fan” starts GoFundMe to pay Kevin Love to sit Game 6

Link to GoFundMe

Original article from Cleveland19.com

The page was started yesterday by a Bay Village Cavs “fan” named Giles Debenham. He uses this picture as the main photo, from last year’s playoffs when Kevin had his shoulder ripped out of his socket:

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The title of the page reads:

“Pay for Kevin Love to sit GAME 6”

Followed by in-depth analysis as to why we should want our 3x NBA All-Star, $110 million power forward to sit Game 6 of the NBA Finals:

“Kevin Love is playing like a bum and just taking up room on the court. Pay this man to take a seat and let the Cavs win these finals!!”

This is why people make fun of Cleveland.

We’re coming off a historic win in an elimination game at one of the hardest places to play in the league. LeBron and Kyrie put up one of the greatest playoff performances by two teammates in basketball history. We’re coming home for Game 6 tomorrow, and if we take care of business, who knows what can happen in Game 7 with the best player in the world on your team.

As a Cavs fan, you obviously want them to win the championship. And it’s undeniable we’ll need all hands on deck in order for that to happen.

But yeah, let’s start a fundraiser to try and pay a guy whose ceiling is one of the best players in the league at his position, to sit the most important game of the season and of his career.

Big relief after I clicked it to see nobody has given this joke a cent of their money. At least throw down a couple of your own bucks if you’re gonna ask people to do the same, Giles. Have some damn fortitude.

I understand it was (hopefully) made in jest and meant to be funny. Swing and a fucking miss. Can’t wait for the blogs to toss this charcoal into the Cleveland Fan narrative fire.