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Funny Video: Dude Goes Batshit When A Madden Glitch Causes Browns To Lose The Super Bowl

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This video was uploaded a year ago but is just now making the Internet rounds for some reason. And it’s perfect. Just the perfect Browns video and the perfect look into the neurotic Madden mentality. I remember playing Madden 04 the first day I got it and wound up losing 51-48 on a 60 yard Hail Mary to the Baltimore Ravens. I would up throwing my PS2 controller and breaking it.

If the Browns were to ever reach the Super Bowl in our lifetimes I’m almost positive the game would end like this. Just picture the most unlikely, craziest, worst outcome possible and that’s what would happen. It’s inevitable, really.

As for my guy here who’s screaming and kind of being delirious, that’s just Madden Life. It’s not for the faint of heart. Madden doesn’t build character, it reveals it. Sometimes you’ll scream, sometimes you’ll break controllers, sometimes your player will have his arm bend all the way backwards and you’ll end up losing the Super Bowl on a safety. #MaddenLife

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Browns Cut Phil Taylor

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So long Big Phil. I guess this is what happens when your team has a defensive line with good depth and a player who is coming off of two arthroscopic knee surgeries. Even though he’s still guaranteed $5 mill and he’s a first round pick, the Browns decided he was expendable and cut ties with him.

It’s kind of a shame that Browns fans will always remember Phil Taylor’s name with Julio Jones’s name, but that’s just the way it is. Phil was definitely a solid player but he never quite lived up to the expectations you have for a player drafted in the first round. I’ll definitely be rooting for him because he seemed like a good dude and someone who genuinely wanted to win for the city of Cleveland.

Now let’s take a look at the Browns recent drafts

And look at what the Browns passed up by trading that #6 pick in 2011 because we love hindsight in Cleveland.

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Goodnight, sweet prince

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It’s Nice To See Duke Johnson Is Still Alive After This Hit From Saturday

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Hey rook, welcome to the NFL. Sure your hamstring might have been hindering you the past couple weeks, but now your brain has the same consistency as a bowl of mashed potatoes and gravy. Good Lord. Sucks for Duke too because with the NFL’s new concussion policy, he’ll probably be out for awhile. Hopefully he’s back in time for the Jets game but who knows.

Fred Jackson just got released by the Bills and I’ve gotta think he’d be a good fit here with the Browns. A veteran in a young running back crop would help us out immensely. Plus Pettine is familiar with Fred from when he coached in Buffalo so you have to think a call has probably been made. I’d probably cut Terrance West, even though no running back has separated themselves and no one seems worthy of being RB1. I just don’t think Terrance really has any skills that differentiate himself from the other backs. I doubt he gets cut but if he does, I will deeply miss his antics on my Twitter and Instagram feeds. Best social media follow of any Browns player bar none.