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Swole Patrol: Anderson Varejao and Timofey Mozgov work out together (w/music)

Anderson Varejao and Timofey Mozgov got together for a little swole sesh earlier today and decided to make a feature film of themselves clangin and bangin. Basically this generation’s version of Arnold’s Pumping Iron. Andy crushing the 7 1/2 dumbbells and Timo beasting the 12 1/2 for some standing dumbbell bicep curls. Just two bros getting swole, talking about chicks, and trying to get their bods in check for beach season. Nothing wrong with that. Nothing at all.

Here’s the remixed version to the tune of everyone’s favorite 90’s pop song

Joakim Noah is a fake tough guy. Calls LeBron a “p*ssy” as he’s walking away.

JOAKIM! C’mon! It’s Easter, bro. He didn’t rise so you can stand there and call a person another word for a woman’s reproductive part. Someone needs to wash this man’s mouth out with some soap.

LeBron owns so much real estate in Joakim Noah’s head it’s comical. Sure Jo is loud and obnoxious on the court and in interviews… but he’s all bark no bite. A fake tough guy. Puts on a show for the camera. Whatever, gotta keep that rep up and nothing says “enforcer” like calling someone a “pussy” under your breath as they walk away from you. Guess that’s what happens when LeBron sends you home in the playoffs every other year. Keep being you, Joakim.

LOVE the effort from the Cavs today extending their homecourt winning streak to 18 games. LeBron had a triple double (as of right now); JR Smith made about 700 three pointers; Kyrie was Kyrie; Kevin Love returned from a back injury and put in some good minutes (shut Mirotic down in the 4th); and we saw Timo Mozgov getting late 4th quarter minutes as well. If these teams meet in the second round of the playoffs (and with a healthy D-Rose) it’s going to be a very very fun series.

No one is better at half court buzzer beating shots than JR Smith AND Kyrie Irving

Little known fact but it’s actually been proven by science that JR Smith doesn’t miss on Easter Sunday. Pretty sure every woman in attendance just got impregnated as well. He is risen indeed.

If you’re keeping track at home JR Smith currently has six 3 pointers IN THE FIRST HALF.

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UPDATE:

Kyrie Irving also impregnated everyone as well

*shoulder shrug*