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Cavs Rewind + The Week Ahead; Surging at the All Star Break

Cavs Rewind + the Week Ahead

By: Will

Basketball life is good in the ‘Land right now.  The 12 game winning streak had me seat dancing like Taylor Swift at an awards show. 13-1 since January 15th and a ½ game out of the 3-seed in the East. The Cavs 12 game win streak was snapped Friday night in Indianapolis against the Pacers but we bounced right back to thump the Lakers 120-105 on Sunday.  Let’s rewind:

Last Saturday, Kevin Love returned to Minnesota for the first time and although the game was close until the early 4th quarter LeBron took over late and outdueled Andrew Wiggins for the win.  LeBron had 36 and Love put up 14 points and 17 rebounds.  Wiggins paced the Twolves with a career high 33. CAVS 106, Timberwolves 90

On Monday Philly brought their D-league team to the Q and while the score says we won by 10,3 the game was a lot tougher than it needed to be.  We definitely played down to the level of competition we were facing and it almost cost us.  After being up 19 in the third, the Sixers cut the lead to 80-77 in the fourth.  But we have All-stars and Philly doesn’t.  Kyrie rattled off 6 straight points and Delly hit a 3 to put the game away.  Kyrie finished with 24.  LeBron had 18 and 11 assists.  Cavs 97, Sixers 84

After a couple days of rest the Cavs took on the Clippers at the Q.  We got off to a hot start and did not look back the entire game.  Saying the Clippers got frustrated is an understatement as they got T’d up 5 times with Matt Barnes being ejected after his second.  After the game Chris Paul called out a female ref and got fined 25k for it.

Kevin Love bounced back from an awful game against Philly to lead the team with 24 points and 9 rebounds. Guys, about the girl ref though….would you? I think I might. Like, just to do it but it’s not a “no” for me. Cavs 105, Clippers 94.

So the Cavs played like shit and won against bad Minnesota and Philly teams.  They got way up for the Clippers game and blew out a good team.  Then came the Pacers Friday night. It was the second night of a back to back, the Cavs had to travel after the Clippers game.  Indiana has a bad record.  All these things came together in the wrong way and the Cavs came out expecting to win without any effort like they did with Minny and Philly.  They let Indiana hang around and then George Hill and CJ Miles got hot in the 4th quarter and it cost us the game and the win streak.  Kevin Love had 5 points for the 2nd time in three games which is a little worrisome for me. Pacers 103, Cavs 99.

Thank god for the Lakers though.  The Cavs ended that ugly 8 game losing streak against the Lakers in LA last month and we got them again coming off the loss to the Pacers.  Just what the doctor ordered.  Kevin Love looked like Kevin Love going for 32 and 10 (on 7/8 3pt shooting), Kyrie got a big double-double with 28 points and 10 assists and LeBron was two assists shy of a triple-double with 22-10-8.  Games like this make me appreciate how good this team can be when they’re on. As Kanye would say, “respect the artistry.” Cavs 120, Lakers 105.

The Week Ahead

The Cavs only play twice this week before 8 days off for the All-Star break.  Wednesday night we get Miami in the Q.  I’m actually excited for this game and is has nothing to do with D-Wade, LeBron, Bosh, or Love.  I LOVE Hassan Whiteside.  I hope he goes for 25 and 25 with 10 blocks….  But the Cavs still win by 30. How can you not embrace that kid’s story.  He played at Marshall (MACtion, baby!), didn’t get drafted, played overseas for years working on his game, didn’t make a team out of training camp this year and all of a sudden got his shot with Miami and is absolutely crushing it.  Plus Miami is terrible this year so I don’t feel bad at all liking one of their players that isn’t Wade or Bosh. This game is nationally televised on ESPN.

After Miami, we go to Chicago for another primetime game on TNT. The Bulls are a mess lately so this doesn’t really worry me that much.  I’m looking forward to a nice 34-21 record heading into All-Star weekend.

 

Editor’s note: Will is now an Uber driver in Cleveland on the weekends since Bottlegate.com isn’t exactly paying the bills yet. If you see a 6’7 driver pull up in a black Honda don’t be afraid to talk some Cavs with him.

Breaking News: LeBron has a full hairline again

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LeBron posted this video to his Instagram earlier today of him soaking in a tub getting some treatment after a back to back vs. the Clippers & Pacers. Ho hum just LeBron hanging out… but that’s when I noticed something different. Something that really caught my eye. Look at his hairline. Looks nice and full, right? Quite the contrast from the beginning of the season.

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I officially give up. I’ve never been more perplexed in my life about anything.

Bottlegate.com will continue to update as more details and pictures become available. Stay tuned.

Bottlegate’s 2015 Cleveland Cavaliers drinking game

Ah, just in time for the weekend festivities. The rules are simple and short since no one likes to think when they’re about 7 beers deep by halftime. Remember, this is a drinking game and the main objective is to drink. This is no time to get cute with a bunch of complicated guidelines.

We’re going to keep this fluid and update it regularly because I’m sure there are a billion things we forgot. I foresee this list getting pretty big… “Big” as in by the time the playoff games roll around and you’re playing along you’ll be passed out drunk on the floor drooling in the middle of the 2nd quarter.

THE RULES

1 Healthy Gulp

  • Kyrie Irving assist
  • Any dunk by anyone not named LeBron (both teams)
  • Anytime Allie Clifton gets any facetime… Love you Allie
  • Every bucket Kevin Love scores after the first quarter (free throws included)
  • If anyone says “Russia,” Russian,” or speaks in Russian when referring to Mozgov
  • For each Cavs player handshake you see. This includes pregame intros.
  • Austin Carr says “Deep in the….”
  • A telecast mentions Delly’s toughness or grit

 2 Gulps

  • LeBron James dunk
  • Kevin Love 3 pointer
  • JR Smith 3 pointer
  • Buzzer beater end of 1st or 3rd quarter
  • Fred McLeod yells out “The Bottom” after a made 3
  • The telecast shows a shot outside of the Q or anywhere in Cleveland
  • Anytime Austin Carr says something you can’t understand
  • Someone mentions JR Smith and Iman Shumpert’s time on the Knicks

5 Gulps

  • After the Cavs home game intros
  • Cavs go on a 10-0 run (1 sip for every point after 10)
  • Austin Carr says “Throws the hammer down”
  • Buzzer beater before halftime/end of game
  • The telecast shows someone in the crowd wearing the jersey of someone no longer on the team
  • Anytime someone on the Cavs gets an “And 1”
  • Shawn Marion bungles on offensive possession
  • Mike Miller is the first one off the bench to high five the players in the game when a timeout is taken

Finish your drink

  • Coach Blatt gets a technical called on him
  • After a Cavs alley-oop
  • Brendan Haywood & James Jones are on the court at the same time
  • The game goes to overtime

Shotgun/Beer bong/Full beer chug

  • JR Smith crotch grab
  • Game winning shot (either team)
  • A Cavs player records a triple double
  • A Cavs players scores 50+ points

Finish a whole Six Pack

JR Smith shoots a layup. JK. Don’t do that.

 

**Bonus points if you play the Cavs Drinking Game with some GLBC beers**

 

Also, props to Zack for making the cover photo. Go give him a follow