What do you do when you have a few days off from work? Well, I, like the rest of the Cavs, like to drink some alcohol, let loose, and turn up in someone’s basement. Maybe put on some of the newest rap tunes and hang out with my buddies and a magazine cutout.

See, we aren’t that different from NBA players.

 

Let’s look at the game tape

 

I know it’s for leg room but sitting passenger in an Uber when you’re the only person in it is kind of a psycho move. I don’t know about this Channing guy…

 

Beer, Five Hour, chapstick, and mints. Add some Tums in there and this is literally what I venture out with every weekend. I think me and Lil Kev would run in the same circle.

 

Hermosa Beach? As in Hermosa Beach in Los Angeles? Fuck. Kevin Love is going to the Lakers, isn’t he?

 

Dad and son.

 

Here’s the green tea and espresso story that Channing Frye was referencing

 

“He’s been shooting too much sometimes, man. Ask those two.”

BALLSY move by Channing to steal LeBron’s seat at the table and then tell him that he shoots to much. What do you expect from a guy who willingly sits shotgun in an Uber though?

 

And now the dance party started

Maybe my favorite part of the whole thing. You just know Kev and RJ aren’t familiar with the new hip hop songs being played. Put on some 2000s 50 Cent and EVERYONE knows the words. You can even hear Kevin rap the words at the end. Classic white guy move to not know the words but only rap the chorus.

 

This coat is small on Channing Frye but would probably be down to your knees if you put it on.

 

Precious cargo strapped in.

 

Tristan is definitely the guy that stands up on the seat and dances and then spills his drink on you when the party bus hits a bump.

 

The MVP. Who doesn’t fist pump when a good Calvin Harris song comes on?

 

What a night. Felt like I was a part of it. My only suggestion would be to add a few more players. You know JR would put on for the Snap and I’d love to see Mozgov and Kyrie get some more shine as well.

Cavs in 4.