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Attention Criminals Of Cleveland: There’s A New Face On The Force And You Guys Are So F*cked

Today is not a good day if you’re a criminal in Cleveland.

Via Cleveland.com

CLEVELAND, Ohio – The newest recruit in the Cleveland Metroparks Ranger Department’s K9 Unit was sworn-in Thursday morning during a park-board meeting.

Tyson, will do double duty as a patrol and explosives K9 officer. The 11-week-old pup was sworn in with an assist from his partner, Ranger Trevor C. Poole at the Board of Park Commissioners meeting.

Tyson joins K9 officers Chase, Rico and Logan, and their handlers, Rangers Will Collins, Mike Barr, and Sgt. Tim Garris in patrolling the 23,000-acre Park District.

The literal definition of “killing them with cuteness”

And to top it off THERE’S EVEN A VIDEO

*GASP*

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*DOUBLE GASP*

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It’s not official till you put paw to paper

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Annnd I’m dead

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Just like that, crime in Cleveland was cut by 50%.

I would not want to be a criminal in Cleveland with this beast patrolling the streets and parks.

Cleveland.com Comments of the Week: 1/31/16

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During my daily peruse for content on Cleveland.com, I sift through some of the comments and save a handful to share with you all once a week. So when you’re hungover and clinging to life on a Sunday morning, come on over to Bottlegate and let us talk you off the ledge.

COTW Archives


Woman threatens to stab prosecutor at Barberton Municipal Court

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Can you identify the masked man who robbed a Wickliffe hotel?

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Cleveland Heights boy poured boiling water on other boy as a sleepover prank, police say

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Mentor inmate hid cocaine in his underwear, police say

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NFL exec: ‘If the Browns draft QB Carson Wentz at No. 2, they’ll be set for 15 years’

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Some highlights of last night’s Greater Cleveland Sports Awards

From ClevelandSports.org:

CLEVELAND (Jan. 28, 2016) – The 16th Annual Greater Cleveland Sports Awards presented by Medical Mutual and FirstMerit honored the best of Cleveland sports Thursday night at the Renaissance Cleveland Hotel. Heisman Trophy winner and Super Bowl MVP Desmond Howard – a graduate of Cleveland St. Joseph’s High School – hosted a sell-out crowd of over 1,200.

16th Annual Greater Cleveland Sports Awards Finalists – WINNERS IN BOLD
High School Athlete of the Year presented by University Hospitals Sports Medicine
Esa Ahmad, Basketball, Shaker Heights High School
Alecia Farina, Gymnastics, Brecksville-Broadview Heights High School
Hallie Thome, Basketball, Chagrin Falls High School

Amateur Athlete of the Year
Tianna Bartoletta, USA Track and Field, Elyria
Emily Infeld, USA Track and Field, University Heights
Cleveland Baseball Federation Softball Team – 2015 RBI World Series Champion

Collegiate Athlete of the Year
Connor Cook, Football, Michigan State University, Hinckley
University of Mount Union Football Team
Nathan Tomasello, Wrestling, Ohio State University, Parma
Aaron White, Basketball, University of Iowa, Strongsville

Professional Athlete of the Year presented by FOX Sports Ohio
Michael Brantley, Cleveland Indians
Gary Barnidge, Cleveland Browns
LeBron James, Cleveland Cavaliers

Jim Donovan was also honored with the Lifetime Achievement Award, as well as Westlake teenager Colin Teets, who took home the Cleveland Clinic Courage Award. The Cavs playoff run last season was named as the Best Moment in Cleveland Sports.

Here are some highlights:

https://twitter.com/MLBastian/status/692941267446136832