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Cleveland.com Comments of the Week: 11/29/15

November 29, 2015 Ai Leave a comment

During my daily peruse for content on Cleveland.com, I sift through some of the comments and save a handful to share with you all once a week. So when you’re hungover and clinging to life on a Sunday morning, come on over to Bottlegate and let us talk you off the ledge.

COTW Archives

Lady Antebellum’s Charles Kelley postpones Saturday’s solo show in Cleveland

Kangaroo escapes, goes on a walkabout in North Ridgeville (photos)

Man robbed at gunpoint for Nike Air Jordan sneakers listed for sale on Instagram

Jon Gruden on Johnny Manziel: ‘Hopefully this awakens him; if you stay with him, you’ll be glad you did’

If you see a comment that needs to be shared with the world, tweet those over to @Bottlegate or shoot us an email at bottlegatecle@gmail.com.

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Real Life Jumanji: There Was A Kangaroo Hopping Around North Ridgeville Yesterday

November 28, 2015 Mike Leave a comment

From Fox 8

NORTH RIDGEVILLE, Ohio – Just before 5 a.m. Friday, North Ridgeville officers got a call about a kangaroo roaming down Lorain Road near Stonebriar.

Three officers responded and were able to get the kangaroo, named Foster, back into his pen on Island Road.

No officers were injured while corralling Foster back into his pen.

Officers also said that yes, kangaroos are allowed in the city with the correct permits.

If we’re being honest, I’m pretty disappointed in the North Ridgeville police department. They robbed Northeast Ohio of having the chance to go full blown Jumanji. Kangaroos, zebras, rhinos, monkeys, and elephants running through the streets of Cleveland would have been AWESOME. Maybe bring Robin Williams back from the dead? As long as that little annoying kid who’s turning into a monkey doesn’t come. That kid sucked.

You think that Kangaroo wouldn’t have hopped his ass down to Cleveland Metroparks Zoo and let his friends out? I’ve seen enough animal escape movies to know that’s how it works.

How about being able to own kangaroos in North Ridgeville though? Screw getting a dog or a cat like normal people would, I’d want a 6’7 200 lb* kangaroo chilling inside of my house.

Obligatory kangaroo fight:

*according to Wikipedia

Craigslist Connections

This Week In Cleveland Craigslist Missed Connections

November 23, 2015 Mike Leave a comment

Aaaand your favorite Craigslist blog post is back. In this version of Cleveland Craigslist Missed Connections we talk about Bob Ross, Little League, Swagger, and strippers.

I don’t understand how this girl didn’t drop whatever she was doing and go home with this guy immediately. I mean, he was dressed like Bob Ross for Christ’s sake.

Hate these people who try and make fun of the fine posters in the Missed Connections sub.

Gross, dude. Can’t help but think that the guy on the other side of this posting looks like this:

I responded to this post and still haven’t heard anything back. Guess he doesn’t want to bite my ass?

Fetish Cleveland Craigslist posters are probably some of the weirdest Cleveland Craigslist posters.

*your

*discreet.

Does this happen a lot in little league? There are A LOT of posts in here about hooking up with coaches/parents of kids involved in little league. Seems like there’s a whole little league subculture I don’t even know about.

She probably wasn’t checking you out. She was probably focused on how gross you looked after running that 5K, champ.

Guarantee the person that responds to this post will be a guy pretending to be a girl just to fuck with this dude. Or it’ll be a guy who wants to get content for his blog and sometimes posts about Missed Connections in Cleveland.

OK, why are you posting in the Missed Connections? You obviously know where this girl works so go up to her club, slip her a few singles and find out about what this older gentleman did to his rod.