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Cavs will debut black, sleeved jerseys tonight against the Knicks

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My hatred for sleeved basketball jerseys flows North through my veins with the power of the Nile. Always hated them, always will hate them, period. Baseball and football jerseys have sleeves. Basketball jerseys do not. That is what makes them basketball jerseys. What’s next? Button down basketball jerseys? (If so, you heard it here first, Adidas.)

All that being said….

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…..kinda. I clearly wasn’t crazy about them right after the reveal, and the pictures circulating Twitter once they hit the racks at the team shop were even worse. But I saw a kid wearing a K Love one on Sunday walking into the Browns game (why?) (the jersey, and going to the game in the first place), and I gotta say, I didn’t hate it. We’ll see how tonight goes.

PS The alternates from Friday should be a permanent member of our jersey rotation and it shouldn’t even be a discussion

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PPS I can’t get enough of LeBron’s short shorts this year and I don’t care who knows it

Congratulations Browns Fans, You’re The 4th Drunkest Fanbase In The NFL

Via Vinepair

While some NFL fans are known to be rowdier than others, no one ever took it upon themselves to quantify the levels of intoxication around the league…until now. We reached out to the folks atBACtrack — who make personal smartphone-linked breathalyzers — to investigate. They crunched the data over the first seven weeks of the 2015 NFL season (Sundays only) and the results are in.

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  1. Bills
  2. Lions
  3. Eagles
  4. Browns
  5. Cardinals

No surprise that these teams make up the top 5. When a team never wins a Super Bowl, it inevitably means their fans are going to booze more. Can’t win rings, can’t be sober. Who cares if the product on the field is shitty when you can drink 15 beers and still have an OK time? Browns fans know this line of reasoning all too well.

After yesterday’s Ray Farmer press conference I wouldn’t be surprised if the Browns vault into the top 3 pretty soon. What a debacle that was. You needed a stiff drink just to handle the words that your ears were hearing. If there was a ranking of “drunkest fans during owner and GM press conferences,” I think the Browns would be in first.

I’m almost positive this guy was the deciding factor on if the Browns would be in 5th or 4th place.

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Also, what’s up with Cincinnati? .016? WTF? Do you guys even NFL, bro? Can’t you walk like 15 feet into Kentucky and buy the 190 proof Everclear? Who knew Cincy was filled with a bunch of Debbie Downers?

Never change, Cleveland

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Mount Union Football Coaches Dress Up As WWE Superstars And Yes There’s A Stone Cold Stunner

From the first bell of The Undertaker’s music, to quoting the Road Dogg Jesse James, to Stone Cold pounding beers and giving some poor fool a picture perfect Stunner… this may be the greatest thing to ever happen on the turf at Mount Union Stadium and that’s saying something.

I found myself reciting the New Age Outlaws speech but I think it’s safe to say Stone Cold stole the show:

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The “Alliance Rattlesnake,” if you will.

PS- I know this blog has a pretty large Mount Union following and I’m kind of embarrassed that no one sent this in

PPS- It’s gotta be so disheartening for the other members of the OAC to see this happen at a Mount practice and know they’re still going to lose by 50