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Dwayne Bowe’s quotes from today sure are something

Bowe said some OUTLANDISH stuff today after Coach Pettine announced he’ll be active Sunday. Here’s the full video via Hayen Grove (@H_Grove – if you aren’t following him for pretty much all CLE sports yet, go do that) on Scout.com. I’ve transcribed some of it below.

(on the rumors of him getting cut)

“They say that? I never even heard of that. I know what goes on in this building. These guys love me, they know I’m a great teammate and a great player. It’s time to make plays and I’ve been doing it my whole career so that’s not going to change.”

(on the expectations of a big free agent contract)

“It’s like that every year with everybody. Unfortunately I’m just that guy that got injured and had to fight my way back to get to the top. I fought my way so many years in Kansas City so, but it doesn’t matter. Once I hit the field running, you guys will love it.”

(on being on the field for only 8 snaps in Week 2)

“I’m just getting acclimated. Play at a play at a time. We have so many play makers it seems like everybody’s getting put on the back burner but we have play makers it just takes time to get it going.”

(on if the quarterback situation makes it difficult to get timing down)

“No. We practice every day so the timing, I have really good timing with all the quarterbacks, actually. It’s just doing it in the game is what everybody is waiting on. Once that happens, the questions will be minimized.”

(on the TMZ report about Johnny Manziel and Josh McCown)

“Heard a little glimpse about it but that was the craziest thing. Nobody …..(indecipherable)….. It’s family business but, when the season goes the way it starts like this, eyebrows raise but we know what we got. We got a tight group, we all for each other.”

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“Excuse me, monsieur? (Points to Dwayne Bowe) I’ll have what he’s having.” Jesusssss. Give the guy some credit — he 100% has been hearing about how bad he sucks and what a waste of money he is for the past two months but he came out today guns-a-blazin. These are some Grade A quotes. If you don’t think I’m going to work “play at a play at a time” into every Browns conversation I have from here on out, you’re outside of your mind.

Bold stance to take on our “play makers” too – it’s not often you see a guy defend a clearly deficient group of players by saying they’re actually all so good that no one has a chance to make any plays. Can’t knock the hustle.

Looking forward to questions being minimized on Sunday.

https://twitter.com/NickInMenner/status/650018500455612416

Oh Look, Danny Shelton Has A 12 Foot High Vertical In Madden

Get ’em Danny!

We’re big fans of video game “highlights” over here. Whether it’s the dude losing his shit on a bogus call in the Super Bowl or Kevin Love shooting 75 foot free throws at the wrong basket, I personally can’t get enough of these things. Is it juvenile to laugh at something so dumb? Probably. Will that ever stop me? Not a chance.

He leaps, he hustles, he takes up blocks.

https://twitter.com/DustinFox37/status/648918293546450944

Hopefully we see some of these moves from Shelton this Sunday vs the Chargers. I’d love to see him dropkick Philip Rivers’s dumb look right off of his face. Can’t imagine a Danny Shelton falling on you from 12 feet would feel pretty good.

PS- I’m posting this while I’m in the middle of a flight to San Diego for the weekend. I’m never not getting Internet on a plane ever again. What a time to be alive.

Nothing gets Minnesotans angry like Jose Ramirez bat flips

Full Video from MLB.com

https://twitter.com/TJZuppe/status/649429644916170752

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What a week to be an unwritten rule in baseball, eh?

On Sunday, probable NL MVP Bryce Harper didn’t run out a popup so Jonathan Papelbon decided to choke him out. Pap was later suspended for the rest of the season and the team even pulled his jersey off of the racks in the team shop.

Then on Wednesday, Padres pitcher Bud Norris dropped this bombshell of a paragraph in a USA Today article about racial tensions in baseball:

“I think it’s a culture shock,’’ Norris said. “This is America’s game. This is America’s pastime, and over the last 10-15 years we’ve seen a very big world influence in this game, which we as a union and as players appreciate. We’re opening this game to everyone that can play. However, if you’re going to come into our country and make our American dollars, you need to respect a game that has been here for over a hundred years, and I think sometimes that can be misconstrued. There are some players that have antics, that have done things over the years that we don’t necessarily agree with.

I’ve always sat somewhere in the middle with these things. My dad is about as old-school as it gets and most of my coaches from tee ball through college were as well. So I understand that side of it. But I also appreciate the HELL out of a good bat flip. They’re part of the game guys. And yeah, so is some sweet chin music for the next batter or for the bat flipper later in the game or in the season. Sure. Players understand that. If they rip off a monster pimp job and get a fastball in the ass the next AB, they might give a quick glance towards the mound but most guys know it’s coming. Hence Jose’s quote after the game:

Side note, it’s certainly not just the Latin American players doing it, Bud. Even if it was, I’m sure you wouldn’t mind it if it was a go-ahead dinger during one of your starts.

As for this specific situation last night, I wish I could say I wouldn’t have been chirping Jose as he crossed home plate if I was in the visitors dugout but I definitely would have. Long day, second game of a double header, your team is getting pounded, a kid hitting .220 hits his eighth career homer and sends his lumber to the moon right in front of the bench.

Then again, the Twins had intentionally walked Kipnis to face Ramirez, so I can see why he might have been a bit fired up to make them pay for that.

As long as people hit monster home runs and baseball still self-governs itself with rules that aren’t recorded anywhere, you’ll have these tiffs. And I,  for one, can’t get enough of them.

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