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Fisty McFisterson 69 was in the house at the Tribe game last night

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Any time you have the chance to make the back of your jersey say “McFisterson” with 69 as the number, you’ve absolutely gotta do it.

There goes “Fisty McFisterson 69” the man who once ate 21 dollar dogs, drank 17 Bud Lights at The Corner, and prompted parents all over Cleveland to awkwardly explain to their children why the number 69 is so funny. He is a loathsome, offensive brute… Yet I can’t look away. Fisty McFisterson 69, a man we should all strive to be.

You just know when this dude got done ordering his custom jersey he gave himself a big pat on the back and whispered “Nailed it” under his breath… Nothing says “cool and edgy” like wearing the number 69.

Runner Up for best jersey at the ballpark last night: No New Friends

https://twitter.com/Sasa2455/status/612428721639845888

Almost as bad as this but not quite:

Comments of the Week

Cleveland.com Comments of the Week: 6/21/15

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Here we go. Buckle up. We’re doin it.

I spit out the idea in a blog earlier this week and the higher-ups apparently loved it because they immediately got in contact and gave me the green light (Mike texted me). So during my daily peruse for content on Cleveland.com, I’ll be sifting through some of the comments and saving a handful to share with you all once a week. So when you’re hungover and clinging to life on a Sunday morning, come on over to Bottlegate and let us talk you off the ledge. Lead us in, John!

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(ALERT THE AUTHORITIES. Tried to put the vine of John Adams falling asleep while drumming here but it’s been taken off Vine. I will give anyone out there the rest of my 2015 Bottlegate salary and the rest of the bottle of Knob Creek at my apartment* if you can find it and send it our way.)

 

(*While supplies last)

Golden State Warriors were “irked” with narrative of Matthew Dellavedova locking up Stephen Curry

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Cleveland Cavaliers and David Blatt don’t deserve criticism despite being on verge of elimination

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Cleveland Cavaliers center Timofey Mozgov says official Joey Crawford apologized for ‘shut up’ remark

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Johnny Manziel closing the chapter on Johnny Football: ‘The money sign will not be back’

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Watch: WWE superstar Kevin Owens attacks Cleveland’s Machine Gun Kelly during Raw

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Cleveland Indians promote shortstop Francisco Lindor to big leagues

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That’ll do it for our first ever Cleveland.com Comments of the Week.

And by all means, if you see a comment yourself that needs to be shared with the world, tweet those over to @Bottlegate or shoot us an email at bottlegatecle@gmail.com.