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(Report) Johnny Manziel is out of rehab

March 13, 2015 Mike Leave a comment

A source tells me Johnny Manziel left rehab this afternoon. Spent just over six weeks in the facility.

— Sarah Spain (@SarahSpain) March 14, 2015

Take that for what it’s worth because “sources” haven’t been so good to Cleveland in the past 24 hours. IF it’s true, then good for Johnny. He stayed in there about a BILLION times longer than anyone said he would. This was just step #1 and now he has to figure what he’s going to do from here. We’ve always been Pro-Johnny around here so I’m hoping like hell he figures this shit out. Nothing in the world would make me happier than seeing him succeed in playing quarterback for the Cleveland Browns.

I just want to feel this type of excitement again:

(ps- that’s me standing on the chair)

His girlfriend tipped everyone off earlier this afternoon

https://instagram.com/p/0Lmor0lA40/?taken-by=coll_crowley

And it seems his sister just got some flowers from him today (maybe to celebrate his release?)

He's my best friend and I would be lost without him. Love you J to the moon and back pic.twitter.com/Nzk2E6o4ne

— meri malechek (@merimanziel) March 13, 2015

He’s home (maybe)

UPDATE: THE PLOT THICKENS

#Browns Johnny Manziel is still in inpatient treatment. He has not been discharged.

— Mary Kay Cabot (@MaryKayCabot) March 14, 2015

Johnny Manziel continues to be in treatment, per a Manziel rep.

— Jeremy Fowler (@JFowlerESPN) March 14, 2015

ohio, WTF

This guy got abducted by aliens in Akron and all he wants is a damn taco

March 13, 2015 Mike Leave a comment

What the hell is going on in Akron these days? We’ve already had the Car Crapper, and now we’ve got this guy on the side of the road who just wants a god damn taco… after he was dropped off by aliens no less. Just a taco. A simple man. Nothing more, nothing less. Doesn’t want money… Doesn’t want booze… Just wants a $1.19 soft taco from Taco Bell. Maybe some Cheesy Fiesta Potatoes or an enchilada. Maybe get a little crazy and get a Nacho Cheese Doritos Locos Taco.

So people of Akron I ask you this. If you see Randy Quaid from Independence Day Jr. here I ask that you please drive to the nearest Taco Bell, Chipotle, or Qdoba and buy this man some Mexican food. He deserves it. Just make sure there aren’t any extraterrestrials around.

Maybe not as good as the guy who used to occupy West 6th, but still pretty solid

Thanks to Cal for the pic

Cavs

Watch Kyrie Irving score all of his NBA season high 57 points. Good God.

March 13, 2015 Mike 1 Comment

Damn. What a way to start the morning. If you’re keeping track at home, Kyrie Irving has had the 2 highest scoring games in the NBA this season with 55 & 57 points respectively. Oh yeah, and he’s only 22 years old. This kid… wow. He’s gonna be scary good. Obviously LeBron is still the Alpha Dog on this team but in the final minutes of the 4th quarter and in overtime I didn’t want any other player on the Cavs touching the ball other than #2.

Also, do not be the guy that criticizes Kevin Love this morning, k? According to Sam Amico, his back was acting up, so we can all stop saying he sucks after he just had 21 points & 14 rebounds vs. Dallas a couple nights ago.

Cavs got 57 from Kyrie and 31 from LeBron. Only 8 from Kevin Love, whose back started acting up. But when those 3 play, Cavs aren't losing.

— Sam Amico (@AmicoHoops) March 13, 2015

Final thing:

Fuck this little kid in the crowd.

Final final thing: COLD BLOODED