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Browns get a nice addition at receiver; sign Brian Hartline for 2 yrs $6 million

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https://twitter.com/DustinFox37/status/575078464757202944

Can’t hate this move at all if you’re a Browns fan. Get a nice solid piece (for pretty cheap) to provide depth to our receiving corps. Is he a #1? I don’t think so, still think the Browns need to address wide receiver in the draft but this is a nice start. Welcome home, Brian. Welcome home.

LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE that the Browns beat out other “major markets” for Hartline.

Hey Boston, Houston, and Chicago, ya’ll can suck it.

PS- Would have had this post up wayyyyy sooner but believe it or not I was actually at the gym. Had to speed home just to put this up. But this is what we do. We post pictures of cheerleaders; write blogs about Cavs players’ dicks; address serial egg throwers; and LITERALLY forego our physical health to type something up about the Browns signing a receiver. This is why we’re gonna make it in the dog eat dog Cleveland blog world. This is why we’re gonna make it.

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Cleveland

Video of the Brawl at Chuck E. Cheese in Parma… because a photo booth wasn’t working correctly

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videos via Scott Taylor

Well the videos kind of suck but you can see the gist of what went down. Some sort of brawl was started because a photo booth at a Parma Chuck E. Cheese wasn’t working. I guess in 2015 a malfunctioning machine is grounds to throw down and start a riot. Ha! Who knew?

From Fox 8

PARMA, Ohio- Several employees were injured during a brutal attack at the Chuck E. Cheese in Parma Sunday night.

Just after 7 p.m., a woman attending a birthday party at the Chuck E. Cheese on Ridgewood Drive complained to the manager because the photo booth was not working, Police Sgt. Kevin Riley said. The manager told the woman she would have to wait.

That’s when one of the men from the party followed the manager into the kitchen, threatening to kill him. Parma police said the manager suffered injuries to his face and head as he was beaten. When employees tried to intervene, more men from the birthday party joined the brawl.

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Good God. Imagine being a worker at Chuck E. Cheese that night. I bet that they’re not exactly raking in the dough… You’ve gotta deal with whiny, germ filled, annoying ass kids all day on top of keeping your head on a swivel in case some asshole party goer tries to deck you because they can’t sit in a booth to get their picture taken. Talk about “not worth it.”

“Uh yeah, here are some free tokens. Please don’t beat the shit out of me because the photo booth isn’t working k thanks. I’m not a mechanic, I’m just a high schooler that wears a mouse costume on the weekends.”

PS- How big of an asshole do you have to be to start a fight at Chuck E. Cheese? Seriously… Like, the biggest asshole of all time, right?

 

Buckeyes

The Ohio State Football team CRUSHED their halftime dance routine on Sunday

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Killed it. That’s how you’d expect national champions  to dance. Sucks that the basketball team’s performance spoiled this halftime gem but let’s forget about that. The best damn team in the land; the best damn band in the land; and the best damn football players that can dance at halftime of basketball games vs. Wisconsin… in the land.

Love Zeke wearing a pink cast and his patented jersey crop top even though the NCAA just said next season a tucked in jersey like that will be a wardrobe violation.

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If you’re white you have to sympathize with #91 on the left here. He’s fighting a losing battle. No matter what he does or how good of a dancer he may be, he’ll NEVER look as cool as anyone else out there #FactsOnly

Darron Lee though? He just may be as good of a dancer as he is a linebacker.

And quit talking about Zeke’s ass