Yesterday was the most exciting day of the NFL season and not one game was played.
Anything that could happen would end up happening as the entire NFL world was flipped on its head. Superstars switching teams every minute. Teams overspending and just launching suitcases full of cash at players. It was exhilarating as fuck.
We had Incarcerated Bob throwing shit against the wall to see what sticks (he was actually right about most stuff too), actual real life journalists getting fooled by fake Adam Schefter accounts (looking at you Pete King)

The real Adam Schefter was an absolute riot. This is what he lives for. This was his Super Bowl. As soon as 4 pm hit he had about 20 Twitter drafts sent out all at once. At one time during NFL Live he was the know it all kid in class who knew an answer to a question but the teacher didn’t call on him while he was raising his hand. He was squealing and rocking back and forth during a live telecast like a 5 year old who couldn’t WAIT to blurt out some breaking news.
It was an absolute circus once 4 o’clock hit and I loved every second of it.
Jimmy Graham got traded to the Seahawks. Sam Bradford got traded for Nick Foles. Darrelle Revis left a Super Bowl winning team to get PAID by the Jets along with Buster Skrine.
Now to the Browns. Hello? Is this thing on? Pretty sure the Browns were linked to almost every available free agent out there and linked to almost every quarterback that’s ever been on an NFL roster.

And what huge moves did our beloved men from Berea pull off? None. Goose egg. Nada. On a day when the NFL’s pets’ heads were falling off the Browns sat on their hands and didn’t sign one player. Now I know the Browns have said again and again that they plan on building through the draft but come on… just Brian Hartline isn’t enough to satisfy this fanbase. Gonna need something just a tad bit sexier. Hell, I’ll even take re-signing Jordan Cameron (remember I did say sexy). The free agents we got last year (Whitner, Dansby, Hawkins) were all major contributors during the season. Paul Kruger & Desmond Bryant were solid signings the year before. C’mon, let’s do something. I’m trying to win a Super Bowl here (lol?)
Wish list: Terrance Knighton, Cecil Shorts, Jordan Cameron. In that order.