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Breaking News: LeBron has a full hairline again

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LeBron posted this video to his Instagram earlier today of him soaking in a tub getting some treatment after a back to back vs. the Clippers & Pacers. Ho hum just LeBron hanging out… but that’s when I noticed something different. Something that really caught my eye. Look at his hairline. Looks nice and full, right? Quite the contrast from the beginning of the season.

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I officially give up. I’ve never been more perplexed in my life about anything.

Bottlegate.com will continue to update as more details and pictures become available. Stay tuned.

Urban Meyer’s wife’s hair caught on fire while she was blowing out her Birthday cake

https://twitter.com/spinnershells/status/543228713626660864

SHELLY!!! Come on! You know Urban has a lot on his mind having to prepare for Nick Saban’s ugly mug for their January 1st playoff game. You can’t go pulling a Michael Jackson and setting your head ablaze three weeks before the big game. It’s been well documented that Urban and stress don’t mix. The last thing he needs is getting that phone call saying his wife’s hair looks like Chicago in October of 1871.

 

Hot take (literally hot) time:

– The only thing more on fire than Shelley’s hair is Ohio State’s offense

– It’s no coincidence that her hair caught on fire while Ohio State is gearing up to play Nick Saban; the Lord of the Underworld

– If Billy Cundiff was there he’d be able to put it out (because he blows so much, get it?)

– If Shelley is Katniss the “Girl on Fire,” does that make Urban Meyer Peeta or Gale?

– I’m sure if she would’ve gotten injured Urban would have been just fine with his second and third string wives

 

Now excuse me while I go watch the Ohio State CFB Playoff hype video on repeat