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Taylor Swift’s Blank Space remixed with some Johnny Football? Yes please.

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I’m doing everything I can not to study for exams so I took the liberty of making this JFF version of Blank Space… thought you might enjoy it.

Well Happy fucking Thursday to me! We got this email in the Bottlegate inbox last night (Bottlegatecle@gmail.com for those of you that are interested) and my jaw dropped to the floor. I INSTANTLY pulled up the video from YouTube and mouthed the words along with the beat with a smile on my face. Toe tapping and shimmying all around the room like a god damn maniac. Taylor Swift and Johnny Fuckin Football combined into one musical masterpiece. I’m happier than a pig in shit right now.

 

(Press play and follow along with the lyrics)

  • Johnny Football
  • Where you been?
  • We could do some incredible things
  • Magic, madness, losses, wins
  • Saw you there and I thought oh my god
  • Look at that arm, off the field issues, cause for alarm
  • Next week’s game, wanna playyyyyyy?
  • Holcomb, Couch, Detmer, Frye
  • You’re on all of the magazines
  • Show us you can let it fly
  • We all know how good you could be
  • So hey, lead our team
  • You already know the fans will cream
  • Grab your helmet, put on for The Land
  • We tend to make the good guys bad in a season
  • So you’re gonna be the franchise
  • Or you’re gonna go down in flames
  • I’ll let you know when it’s over
  • If there were highs or simply pain
  • Got a long list of ex-QBs
  • They’ll tell you we’re insane
  • But you know we love our Brownies
  • So let’s pop champagne
  • Cause you’re young and you’re reckless
  • But you could carry us far
  • It’ll leave us breathless
  • Or leave a nasty scar
  • Got a long list of ex-QBs
  • They’ll tell you we’re insane
  • But we got a black space Johnny
  • And we’ll write your name
  • Heisman trophy
  • Lookin fly
  • You could show us incredible things
  • Throwing touchdowns, sprinting by
  • We’re the Browns Johnny you’re the QB
  • Quinn, Wynn, and Anderson
  • All our QBs for a month
  • But the best is yet to come
  • Ohwoahhhhhh
  • Gordon, Cameron, Playoff births
  • You could make all the tables turn
  • Johnny Football watcha worth?
  • Pettine second guessing you like oh my god
  • Who is he? Hoyer’s benched finally
  • Now you’ll come in and throw TDs
  • Cause Johnny we’re a nightmare you’re like a daydream
  • So you’re gonna be the franchise
  • Or you’re gonna go down in flames
  • I’ll let you know when it’s over
  • If there were highs or simply pain
  • Got a long list of ex-QBs
  • They’ll tell you we’re insane
  • But you know we love our Brownies
  • So let’s pop champagne
  • Cause you’re young and you’re reckless
  • But you could carry us far
  • It’ll leave us breathless
  • Or leave a nasty scar
  • Got a long list of ex-QBs
  • They’ll tell you we’re insane
  • But we got a black space Johnny
  • And we’ll write your name
  • We’ve never had a QB yeah it’s torture
  • Don’t say I didn’t say I didn’t warn ya
  • We’ve never had a QB yeah it’s torture
  • Don’t say I didn’t say I didn’t warn you
  • So you’re gonna be the franchise
  • Or you’re gonna go down in flames
  • I’ll let you know when it’s over
  • If there were highs or simply pain
  • Got a long list of ex-QBs
  • They’ll tell you we’re insane
  • But you know we love our Brownies
  • So let’s pop champagne
  • Cause you’re young and you’re reckless
  • But you could carry us far
  • It’ll leave us breathless
  • Or with a nasty scar
  • Got a long list of ex-QBs
  • They’ll tell you we’re insane
  • But we got a black space Johnny

And we’ll write your name

 

 

Huge thanks to Jacob aka @uajaguar24 for the lyrics. He killed it.

 

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Buckle your ass up. Johnny Manziel is named starter for the Bengals game.

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We all knew it was coming. After the debacle at First Energy Stadium on Sunday, this is the only choice. Johnny Manziel will make his first career NFL start vs. Andy Dalton and the Bengals. Division rival with the season on the line. Buckle up because this ride is going to have twists and turns and loops and drops and inversions and G-forces.. shit, the train might even fly off the tracks… or it may arrive safely at the station with all it’s riders laughing and smiling. I don’t know what the hell to expect but I know it’s going to be fun.

Is he going to fall flat on his face? Is he going to come out firing bullets, making defenders look foolish and then flashing the money sign in chumps’ faces? I don’t know. No one does. And I think the unknown is what makes this so exciting. We have NO IDEA what to expect Sunday afternoon at First Energy Stadium. We just handed the keys to the franchise (along with a suffering region’s playoff aspirations) to a 22 year old wildcard. Am I nervous? Absolutely. Eager? Yep.

I trust Kyle Shanahan 1000% to put Johnny in the best position to succeed and get him in a rhythm. Whether that be the read option, a couple of designed QB runs, or 9 straight play action rollouts, Shan knows what he’s doing.

Sunday begins a new era in Cleveland. It’s Manziel time. You better buckle the fuck up, keep your hands and feet inside the ride at all times because we’re going for a whirl… hopefully it’s not too late…

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Johnny Manziel mouthed the words “I would’ve f*cking hit him” after Hoyer had his 19th overthrow of the game

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I’m no lip reader but the fine inhabitants all over the great Internet seem to be sure that Johnny Manziel 100% mouthed the words “I would’ve fucking hit him” in reference to Brian Hoyer overthrowing Josh Gordon for a sure touchdown.

I think he’s saying “I have no fucking idea” more than “I would’ve fucking hit him”

I’m sure every esteemed member in Cleveland sports media will pull the ol’ “Johnny should be a better teammate, he shouldn’t be mouthing swear words on the sidelines. Grow up. How dare him?!”

Do you really disagree with Johnny here? I’m a former very average high school quarterback, I would’ve fucking hit him too. If you were keeping score at home, that was Hoyer’s second deep pass that he overthrew that would have been a guaranteed six points. Can’t miss opportunities like that in the NFL if you’re a starting quarterback.

The Hoyer experiment is officially over, it’s time for the rook to get us back into this thing. Hopefully it’s not too late.

PS- 100% of all the lip readings of NFL players and coaches are always right

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