Taylor Swift’s Blank Space remixed with some Johnny Football? Yes please.

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I’m doing everything I can not to study for exams so I took the liberty of making this JFF version of Blank Space… thought you might enjoy it.

Well Happy fucking Thursday to me! We got this email in the Bottlegate inbox last night (Bottlegatecle@gmail.com for those of you that are interested) and my jaw dropped to the floor. I INSTANTLY pulled up the video from YouTube and mouthed the words along with the beat with a smile on my face. Toe tapping and shimmying all around the room like a god damn maniac. Taylor Swift and Johnny Fuckin Football combined into one musical masterpiece. I’m happier than a pig in shit right now.

(Press play and follow along with the lyrics)

Johnny Football
Where you been?
We could do some incredible things
Magic, madness, losses, wins
Saw you there and I thought oh my god
Look at that arm, off the field issues, cause for alarm
Next week’s game, wanna playyyyyyy?
Holcomb, Couch, Detmer, Frye
You’re on all of the magazines
Show us you can let it fly
We all know how good you could be
So hey, lead our team
You already know the fans will cream
Grab your helmet, put on for The Land
We tend to make the good guys bad in a season

So you’re gonna be the franchise
Or you’re gonna go down in flames
I’ll let you know when it’s over
If there were highs or simply pain
Got a long list of ex-QBs
They’ll tell you we’re insane
But you know we love our Brownies
So let’s pop champagne

Cause you’re young and you’re reckless
But you could carry us far
It’ll leave us breathless
Or leave a nasty scar
Got a long list of ex-QBs
They’ll tell you we’re insane
But we got a black space Johnny
And we’ll write your name

Heisman trophy
Lookin fly
You could show us incredible things
Throwing touchdowns, sprinting by
We’re the Browns Johnny you’re the QB
Quinn, Wynn, and Anderson
All our QBs for a month
But the best is yet to come
Ohwoahhhhhh
Gordon, Cameron, Playoff births
You could make all the tables turn
Johnny Football watcha worth?
Pettine second guessing you like oh my god
Who is he? Hoyer’s benched finally
Now you’ll come in and throw TDs
Cause Johnny we’re a nightmare you’re like a daydream

So you’re gonna be the franchise
Or you’re gonna go down in flames
I’ll let you know when it’s over
If there were highs or simply pain
Got a long list of ex-QBs
They’ll tell you we’re insane
But you know we love our Brownies
So let’s pop champagne

Cause you’re young and you’re reckless
But you could carry us far
It’ll leave us breathless
Or leave a nasty scar
Got a long list of ex-QBs
They’ll tell you we’re insane
But we got a black space Johnny
And we’ll write your name

We’ve never had a QB yeah it’s torture
Don’t say I didn’t say I didn’t warn ya
We’ve never had a QB yeah it’s torture
Don’t say I didn’t say I didn’t warn you

So you’re gonna be the franchise
Or you’re gonna go down in flames
I’ll let you know when it’s over
If there were highs or simply pain
Got a long list of ex-QBs
They’ll tell you we’re insane
But you know we love our Brownies
So let’s pop champagne

Cause you’re young and you’re reckless
But you could carry us far
It’ll leave us breathless
Or with a nasty scar
Got a long list of ex-QBs
They’ll tell you we’re insane
But we got a black space Johnny

And we’ll write your name

.@JManziel2 Got a long list of ex-lovers
Theyll tell u I'm insane
But Ive got a blank space baby
& I'll write ur name http://t.co/A5nKxfvPgs—
(@Bottlegate) December 04, 2014