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LeBron continues to have the most outrageous pregame handshakes in the NBA

Couple things:

1. Does Shumpert have the best hair in the history of sports? Retweet for YES, Favorite for YES.

2. LeBron’s hairline has been well documented. Do you think he’s is jealous of Shump’s hair? A little part of him probably dies with each handshake imo.

3. If you’re curious as to what Kendrick Perkins is telling LeBron before tipoff, it’s outlined here from Cleveland.com

Right before the starters take the court, you’ll catch Perkins forcefully wrapping his arms around James and he begins speaking words of encouragement in his ear. James would then nod his head as he soaks it in.

“A lot of people are starting to compare other players to him and they’re not even on the same level as him,” Perkins said. “I’m just telling him to be great. I’m letting him know that it’s on him to go out there and show the world once again who the man is.”

4. Cavs need to wear the Navy digs every game. Sexiest unis in Cleveland.

Quick Power Rankings: Cavs handshakes this year

3. Kyrie and Kevin Love smoking weed sharpening their mustaches

2. LeBron and Shump

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1. BFFs Matthew Dellavedova and Brendan Haywood

Thanks to Joe for the tip

PS- The original video can be found here… We’re morons that don’t know how to embed videos that aren’t from YouTube

If no one is gonna address Kendrick Perkins’s junk then I guess we will

What the hell, Cavs? Here we are trying to get psyched up for the big Golden State-Cleveland matchup and you guys are busy throwing Perkins bulge right in our face. THERE ARE CHILDREN ON HERE. Last time I checked we’re a human civilization, we can’t be having Instagram accounts throwing pythons unexpectedly right in our grills while we’re scrolling through our timeline and double tapping. Just uncalled for.

Don’t worry though, we remixed it with some Ying Yang Twins.

Maybe not quite JR Smith-esque but it’s close

Confession: Typing this post was super weird but it had to be done.

h/t Tony for pointing this out

Cavs land Kendrick Perkins who once sat on Mike Miller and ripped LeBron

Great news for Cavs fans. Kendrick Perkins gives us that needed depth in the frontcourt and gives us a nasty force inside. Perk is one of those guys that if he’s not on your team you hate him, but if he’s on your team you absolutely love him. I HATED Perk when he was with Garnett and the Celtics playing the Cavs in the playoffs in LeBron’s first stint here.

He’ll add toughness and tons of playoff experience while providing a veteran presence to help our young guys out. The more I think about this and the more I type, I think Perk may be my new favorite player.

The best thing about adding someone like Perkins is he doesn’t take shit from NOBODY. Here are some of his past brush-ups with players currently on the Cavs.

1. Just blatantly decides to sit on Mike Miller while he’s down

You can’t watch the above video and not laugh

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2. Kendrick Perkins rips LeBron James after LeBron tweeted about Blake Griffin dunking on Perk.

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3.  Just this year, Perk almost murdered JR Smith with a pick

I doubt this has any effect on the current Cavs but it’s funny to take a stroll down memory lane and see who Perk has pissed off in the past. Enjoy being a big man in the eastern conference and having to play Mozgov and Perkins in a 7 game series.