Steph almost killed us all but in the end the good guys held on and lead the NBA Finals 2-1. Coach Blatt heaped high praise on Delly after he had 20, 5, and 4. Yes you read that right. Matthew f*cking Dellavedova dropped 20 points in an NBA Finals game. WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE IN 2015.
Delly embodies everything about us Clevelanders- Grit. Toughness. Not very good looking.
We Are All Gritnesses.
Are Matthew Dellavedova and Brendan Haywood the most random best friends ever? A 24 year old Australian guy and a 35 year old 7 foot journeyman became best friends right under our noses. We’re all focused on Lebron/Kyrie/Love’s chemistry and we totally missed the budding relationship between our backup point guard and our 7th string Center. A real life Odd Couple.
Question: Does every player on the Cavs have their own personal handshake with every fellow player? Is that a thing? If that’s not a thing then this pairing of Delly & Haywood is the strangest twosome I’ve ever seen in my life.
Remember when Kyrie and Kevin Love’s “sharpening mustaches” handshake got all the press in November? That’s nothing compared to this.
We speak in hyperbole a lot on this site but I can honestly say this handshake is about a billion times more interesting than Kyrie and K-Love’s. I have so many questions and don’t know where to start… What is this handshake referencing? When did it start? Do other players do this same handshake? Are Delly and Haywood best friends? When did they become best friends? Do they hang out on the weekends? Can they teach it to me? Can I hang out on weekends too?
BONUS: JR Smith alert
Boom. Right in the ol twig & berries.
If we have to sacrifice a pair of testicles every game for a win then I’m 100% fine with that. The Bench Bunch better know their role. You do whatever it takes to win and if that’s a punch to the nuts, then so be it. That’s the definition of a team. Putting the good of others before yourself and taking a shot to the dick every now and then.
Hey Mike, I’m more worried about the balls that you’re shooting instead of the ones you’re grabbing. And besides, that’s the best shot Delly’s had all year.
I’ve seen some people say that was a shot to the stomach. No sir, a simple shot to the stomach doesn’t elicit this type of reaction.
#PrayForMikeMillersBalls
Bottlegate 