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Honest question: Can a film win a film festival before the festival even begins? Because if I were another filmmaker at the Cleveland Film Festival I’d pack up my cameras & equpiment; grab my Super 8 Camera and tripod, put away my 8mm film and go the fuck home.

If I’ve said it once I’ve said it a thousand times, Super Pimp is the Crown Jewel of Cleveland. The Downtown Dignitary. The pioneer of pimps. That’s why I picked him as my #2 choice of who should get their own statue in downtown Cleveland. The man is a local legend and if you try and deny that you’re a straight up moron/probably don’t get out very much.

No joke I see this movie dominating the Cleveland Film Festival; moving onto Sundance and dominating again; then moving on to Cannes and doing what Vincent Chase and Billy Walsh couldn’t and get the “Super Pimp” film made into a studio production. Maybe get James Cameron onboard. Maybe Marty Scorcese, I don’t know, I don’t know if we’ll have enough time.

Can’t wait.

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As a 26 year old guy, Entourage was at its peak while I was in college. We had Entourage movie posters on our walls, an Entourage drinking game, and all of the seasons on DVD. To this day, season 3 of Entourage is still my favorite season of any TV show ever (One Day in the Valley and Vegas Baby Vegas being the 2 best episodes of the series) but the latter seasons kinda left a lot to be desired. Read: it sucked. It seemed like the writers were too busy making room for celebrity and athlete cameos and too busy pushing products on the viewers (Avion Tequila). The way the whole series wrapped up makes me a little leery of this movie but you can bet your ass I’ll be there for the midnight showing the Thursday before it opens.

PS: This is Haley Joel Osment (the kid from the Sixth Sense). Looks like he doesn’t miss Sixth Meal. Heyyyoooo