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https://twitter.com/twkovach/status/799017010080452608

I’m a simple man with simple tastes. Simple things stimulate my simple brain. I like fart jokes. Love a cold glass of water and the smell of a freshly cut lawn. A full tank of gas brings a full smile to my face. I still enjoy the occasional crying Jordan or clever 3-1 joke. So OF COURSE I’m going to laugh my ass off when a news anchor “accidentally” draws a large male penis during a live news broadcast. And OF COURSE I’m going to post a blog about it.

https://twitter.com/twkovach/status/799022784617783296

It’s been a weird week around the country so maybe, just maybe, Fox 8 did this on purpose to bring some levity to our lives. You can’t watch that video and think that that news anchor didn’t know exactly what he was doing. The precision and accuracy were just too on point.

So we’ll heal with laughter and if you can’t laugh at a giant dick drawing on your TV, then what can you laugh at?

[h/t @twkovach]

Johnny Manziel sign in Brooklyn on Pearl Road. Never change Clevelanders, never change. pic.twitter.com/TLztKwFYlK

— Cleveland SN (@SNCleveland) January 27, 2016

Welp. If we don’t laugh, we’ll cry. Here’s a guy that was one of the most electrifying college football players who was drafted to turn around one of the most storied franchises in the NFL. Who made the Cleveland Browns the lead story on Sportscenter every night and had the highest selling jersey in the NFL.

The guy who almost brought grown ass men to tears the moment he was drafted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qi7wJLsMpow

Is now the butt of jokes and is being drawn as a werewolf and as a giant dickhead. Cold world. Quite the fall from grace I’d say.

If you don’t laugh at the thought of a person sitting at their kitchen table drawing a giant penis to resemble Johnny Manziel for a yard sign then I don’t want to know you as a person. That’s funny.