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Browns v Steelers Game 5 Preview

What: Pittsburgh Steelers @ Cleveland Browns

When: Sunday 1 pm

Vegas: Browns (-1) OVER/UNDER: 47

This picture brings a tear to my eye

 

The Ebola filled Pittsburgh Steelers come into Sundays game riding high after a win against the mighty Jaguars 17-9. Big Ben threw for 273 yards and a TD, LeVeon Bell rushed for 82 yards, and Antonio Brown had 5 catches for 84 yards.

Last week the Browns completed the biggest road comeback win in the history of the NFL, beating the Titans 29-28. Brian Hoyer completed 21/37 passes for 291 yards, Ben Tate rushed for a career high 124 yards, and the receivers were led by Taylor Gabriel (95 yds) and Travis Benjamin (2 TDs).

Required viewing for this week

 

WHAT TO WATCH FOR 

Which Browns team are we?

Are the Browns the first half team we saw in Pittsburgh get outscored 24-3? Or are they the second half team that outscored the Steelers 21-3 in the second half? My guess is they’re somewhere in the middle. The Browns CANNOT come out flat and get behind early in front of their home crowd.

 

Joe Haden(?) vs. Antonio Brown

So you’re telling me our cornerback who struggles guarding Pittsburgh’s premier wideout when said cornerback is healthy now has an injured hip?? Fuck. That’s not good for the city of Cleveland. Hips are pretty important when you’re a defensive back so I’ve heard. If Haden plays I’d like to see A LOT of Tashaun Gipson help on Antonio Brown’s side. I’m not afraid of their other pass catchers. Markus Wheaton is a bum and Heath Miller is a hillbilly. Stop Antonio Brown and you have a very good chance to come out with a W. If Haden doesn’t play, you might have a couple instances where you want to punch out your TV.

 

Has Spencer Lanning learned how to combat flying leg kicks?

This was last time:

Hopefully this is what he does tomorrow when Antonio Brown flies at him:

CONTINUE READING AT CLEVELAND SPORTS CENTRAL

Mike Polk killed it again with his Steeler Week PSA

I’ve been saying it for years now- How Mike Polk isn’t more nationally known is an American tragedy. By far one of the funniest guys in America today. I saw him do stand up at the Willoughby Brewing Company last year and it was incredible. Coupled with about 11 pumpkin beers (girly boy, I know) and him rattling off joke after joke I almost threw up all over the lady in front of me. Whatevs. She shouldn’t have been sitting in the splash zone.

“Their defense is old and broken and their 40 year old sex offender quarterback has no cartilage left in his body.”

This picture. NAILED IT.

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Here are links to his other classics for good measure:

Hastily Made Cleveland Tourism Video Part 1

Part 2

“Factory of Sadness” 

PS- Can’t wait to see that kid in the Dawg Pound drunk off his ass in about 15 years

Snoop Dogg RIPS the Steelers coaches to shreds on video and it’s hilarous

A couple things:

1. Snoop, you can’t be a fan of 3 teams. That’s like 10% of the NFL. Pick a team and stick with it.

2. The toilet flushing video was laugh out loud funny.

3. The Steelers should be 3-1. Relax, dude. They have 12 games left… On second thought, don’t relax. Make more videos like this so I can post them.

4. Be thankful you’re not a Browns fan, Snoop. You’d be making these kinds of videos a lot more often.

Also, sweet job Fox. Didn’t jinx anyone here or anything. Whoops!

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