If you buy a Coke in Ann Arbor you can attend a Michigan football game for free!

From Pro Football Talk

You know it’s bad when the student newspaper is printing headlines like “Clock’s Ticking, Brady.” But perhaps the most accurate depiction of where Michigan football sits under Brady Hoke is this picture being passed around social media

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I want to make fun of this but I can’t. It’s just so, so sad. The winningest college football program of all time resorting to lowly gimmicks to try and draw fans to watch a JV football team Michigan play in their shitty stadium The Big House. I guess that’s what happens when you don’t score a single point vs. Notre Dame and you get blown out by the storied, world renowned Utah Utes.

I sat here for five minutes trying to think of something clever to end with but nothing could top what Rosco said:

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