Just like our e-mail said, Cardale Jones is returning to OSU

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So this means we scooped the entire sports media world, right? Little ol’ Bottlegate.com just doing the dirty work of the internet. You know it’s bad when 2 idiot assholes who run a blog have this information before major sports media outlets.

Can’t wait to see 12 Gauge back in the Scarlet and Grey next year throwing BOMBS, trucking D-linemen, and hurdling DBs. If he can continue the success he had in these past 3 games there’s no reason why he couldn’t be a top 5 pick in the 2016 draft.

Cardale said himself that he wasn’t ready so I don’t know why all these media types are freaking out. He made the decision that he thought was best for him, no need to put him down. He’s betting on himself, not chasing money, and returning to school… shouldn’t that be commended?

Can’t wait for Virginia Tech. Go Bucks.

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What better way to celebrate 12 Gauge’s return than with one of these bad boys?

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Mishmash-Guy pees in a laundromat washing machine, intense women’s arm wrestling, no more Carnitas at Chipotle

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Intensity

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Guy just decides to pee in a laundromat washing machine

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You won’t be able to get Carnitas at Chipotle anytime soon ( I don’t know anyone who gets them anyway)

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The Marlboro man died

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There’s a school in Alabama who’s collecting canned goods to be used as weapons against intruders. Do you, Alabama

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P.J. Hairston had one of the most gorgeous flops in NBA history last night

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Kid gets a Star Wars themed prosthetic arm

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Vine of the day

The Browns finally reach the 21st Century; introduce Phase 2 of their renovations

From ClevelandBrowns.com

All 35 concession stands throughout the stadium will be remodeled with modernized facades, signage, menu boards and way-finding. The Browns’ food and beverage transformation, spearheaded by an expanded partnership with Aramark, will take a big step forward with additional celebrity chef stands that will be available to all fans in the 100 level, upgrades to all concession stands and food concepts throughout the building and additional portable chef stands added to the 500 level. Among the expanded options: Michael Symon’s “B Spot,” Rocco Whalen’s “Great Lakes Cheesesteaks,” Jonathon Sawyer’s “Sausage and Peppers” and Chris Hodgson’s “Downtown Dogs.” Even the concession areas that do not feature these chefs will be much more Cleveland-centric and provide upgraded food and beverage items.

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The lights will be brighter, the signage and way-finding throughout the concourse will be spruced up and easier to read and high-definition graphics of Browns players, legends and the Dawg Pound will be displayed inside and outside of the stadium. The graphics on the outside will be big enough to see from the road as fans drive toward Lake Erie for the big game.

Every inch of the stadium’s premium areas will be revitalized while the Grille Club, north and south clubs and upper- and lower-level suites will be restructured and refurbished. A field-level hospitality location will be added opposite of the Browns’ locker room. There, fans will be able to enjoy food, drink and warmth as they watch the players run out of the tunnel and onto the field at the start of the game and after halftime.

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Here’s a few pics of the proposed changes

 

“It doesn’t matter what the stadium looks like, the team just needs to win” – Every fan over the age of 50 probably

Love it. This is much needed. With the growing popularity of watching the NFL at home (Sunday Ticket, huge HD TVs) the Browns needed to inject some life into the boring concourse and suite level. The new scoreboards are fantastic, but go to (almost) any other stadium in the NFL and the Browns are way behind the times. There’s no personality, no local foods (except for a few), just regular old concession stands with regular old concession stand food. This gives the fans a little variety on what to wash down their 22nd beer with.

I’m not even going to address the suites because ha, no chance I’ll ever be in one.

Now can we please get some more damn concerts in here? Geez Louise.

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PS- Is it the most Browns thing ever to use pictures of Josh Cribbs in these new plans? He hasn’t been on the team in like 3 years.

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