Here’s the link to the video of Bourn getting the old heave-ho.

God I love this man. Can’t you just picture him in the pisser after the inning, hearing the commotion mid-stream, stumbling over himself to zip up and get out there? “Ahhhh….gotta swing the bat………..what…what’s that……….ah sh…..fuck….what the fuck Bournie!”

This only a couple days after letting our top prospect know he’s been called up to the big squad with an adorable text:

If you’ve called for his firing at any point since he started here, you are absolutely 100% clinically insane.

KEEP THE CHIEF