UPDATE: He likes drumsticks too.

“I had 17 popsicles the other night. That’s not a lie. They’re those fruit ones – they’re healthy, so if one is good, 17 has to be good. I woke up in the middle of the night and, no ****, they were borderline coming up. But I was so tired that I just laid there for like an hour going, ‘Don’t throw up, don’t throw up, don’t throw up.’ I should have gotten up and threw up. And then I woke up in the morning and I was like, ‘Holy ****.’ I started counting sticks. They brought over nine boxes and there’s six in each box. There’s one box left. So I don’t know what I’m going to do tonight.”

So right away my mind jumped to freeze pops, which obviously led me to be less than impressed with Tito’s number here, because it’s a very basic fact that humans physically cannot eat less than 20 of those after their first bite. But the comment about six per box disproves the freeze pop theorem.

17 of these guys is a FEAT.

 

By my assuredly wrong calculations, seventeen Edy’s Strawberry Bars will get you 1200 calories and 290 grams of sugar.

Rut ro. It’s just weird because Tito is usually so conscious of enjoying things in moderation.

 

 

KEEP THE CHIEF