This is the story of a man who spits in the face of adversity. A man who marches to the beat of his own drum. When the chips are down, you can depend on this man no matter what the situation is. A man that will fight for that inch, that will tear himself and everyone else around him to pieces for that inch. An Ohio man. A man that when hardship strikes, his true colors come out. And those colors are scarlet and gray.
UPDATE: Take the above paragraph and apply it to this guy too