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I guess exposing yourself is where the cops draw the line for the Eastlake Walmart

June 29, 2015 Ai 1 Comment

“EASTLAKE, Ohio- Police are looking for information after a man exposed himself inside the Walmart in Eastlake.

The incident happened at about 3:40 a.m. on Saturday. Police said the suspect left on foot so they believe he lives near the store.

The suspect has blond hair with a medium build, and is between 5 foot 6 and 5 foot 8.

Anyone with information should call the Eastlake Police Department at 440-951-1400.”

Yawn. Least shocking news of all time. Did you guys hear LeBron opted out of his contract too?

This is par for the course at the Eastlake Walmart. Place is downright terrifying. One of the few establishments in America where a non-drug-doing, non-weapon-wielding white male such as myself is in the minority by a landslide. Guarantee this wasn’t even the only guy to whip it out while browsing that night. His cousin was 100% helicoptering in front of the iPods like three aisles down.

And, as always, some intelligent comments courtesy of the Eastlake Police Department’s Facebook page:

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Terry Francona was less than pleased with Ron Kulpa last night

June 29, 2015 Ai Leave a comment

Top of the ninth. Two down. And here. we. go.

https://twitter.com/kevnbaseball/status/615338204686712833

I guess 18 innings of scoreless baseball in one day and losing 7 of your last 10 games will do that to you. From Paul Hoynes’ on Cleveland.com:

“We had one out to go and he (Kulpa) was looking back at Ray (Raburn) and I just told him to let it go. Then he waved me off.

“If umpires want to be respected, they have to show respect back. I’ve been doing this too long to be treated like that. It’s not the way it’s supposed to work.”

Some other interesting quotes in there from Kip and Bourn. Those, on top of Brandon Moss saying he doesn’t blame people for thinking the Indians have no heart, have made it a pretty bleak Monday morning for Tribe fans. I’ll (unfortunately) get more into it tomorrow in my weekly recap but…just damn.

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Comments of the Week

Cleveland.com Comments of the Week: 6/28/15

June 28, 2015 Ai Leave a comment

During my daily peruse for content on Cleveland.com, I’ll be sifting through some of the comments and saving a handful to share with you all once a week. So when you’re hungover and clinging to life on a Sunday morning, come on over to Bottlegate and let us talk you off the ledge.

Previous weeks: 6/21/15