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Headline: Quarterback Of The Best Team In The Country Is Calm & Polite During His Arrest

What? No juicy headline to get your blood flowing? Sorry. Here you go:

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So when I saw all of these tweets and headlines earlier in the day I thought to myself “Damn, not a good look for JT to pull the ‘Do you know who I am’ card.”

But then I got home and found the video of the arrest (click there because I’m incompetent and don’t know how to embed a TMZ video).

So I watched it…That’s it?

With everything I read earlier today I expected a belligerent dude screaming at a police officer. I expected to see someone who thought he was invincible talking down to the CPD telling them things like “You can’t arrest me, I’m the quarterback at Ohio State!”

But nope. All we got was a 20 year old guy fully cooperating with police officers in probably one of the lowest moments of his life. So he told the officers that he was QB1 for the Buckeyes, you wouldn’t do that either? If I was 20 years old and the face of the #1 team in the country you bet that’d the first thing out of my mouth if a cop asked me anything.

“Sir do you know why I pulled you over?”

“QB1, Ohio State Buckeyes.”

To criticize someone for that is just dumb. It’s like using an FOP card on steroids. If any of us could pull that card we would. People always say things to get out of tickets; girls cry, guys say they have to take a shit. It’s nothing new. Sorry he didn’t want to go to jail?

Also, that cop laughing about Cardale coming to pick JT up was kind of a dickish move.

Mishmash- Snap Chat in the apartment of the Akron plane crash; NYC bum makes $200/hr; Hollywood A-lister has HIV

Cleveland pic of the day

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Vietnam war vet tells the story of the greatest beer run ever. Definitely worth the 13 minutes of your time

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A girl who lived in the apartment complex where the plane crashed in Akron was snap chatting the exact moment the plane hit

https://twitter.com/paigeey_kinns15/status/664186153009070080

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A Hollywood A-lister has been diagnosed with HIV

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This bum in NYC makes $200 an hour panhandling

This bum boasts he makes $200 an hour panhandling

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Ben Carson would not abort baby Hitler

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(VIDEO) I’d Pay Good Money To Watch A Football Game With This Angry Browns Fan

I have a confession to make. I LOVE everything about this guy. His look, his voice, his mannerisms, his jokes. He exhibited so many characteristics you need to be a Browns fan.

  1. He swears. A lot.

2. He drinks. We didn’t become the 4th drunkest fanbase by NOT drinking.

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3. He’s kind of diesel but not too diesel. He works out but not enough to shed that beer weight. Everyone knows that having that extra weight is crucial for winters next to Lake Erie.

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4. He doesn’t care what you think. He knows he’s being filmed and still doesn’t give a fuck. He’s mad and has something to say and it needs to be on camera.

5. He’s hairy. Now I don’t have any statistical data to back this up but I’m pretty sure Browns fans are hairier than other fan bases around the NFL.

6. He has a “Fuck Cincinnati” shirt. Most people have at least one of those shirts you’ll see being sold out of shopping carts in the Muni Lot. Whether it’s a “Bitch I’m a Dawg,” a “Johnny Fuckin Football,” or “Only Bitches Wave Little Yellow Towels,” we all own one of them.

7. He makes Bill Cowher jokes. Everyone has a go-to Pittsburgh joke and my man here is no different. I don’t care who you are, that Bill Cowher joke was hilarious.

h/t Busted Coverage