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Cardale Jones is going to beat the sh*t out of Joakim Noah

May 7, 2015 Mike Leave a comment

Cardale Jones and his Buckeye bunch were on hand to witness the beatdown the Cavs gave the Bulls last night. Little did we know a feud between two sports stars would bloom right in front of our eyes. (I use “stars” loosely because Joakim Noah is the definition of a bum)

It all started when Cardale and co. were shown on the Humongotron at the Q

Noah on bench watching Cardale Jones on the public address mic mouthed, "you ain't in the SEC"

— Anthony Lima (@SportsBoyTony) May 7, 2015

Them’s fighting words and the whole statement is just stupid on every level. Cardale literally murdered the entire Southeastern Conference on January 1, 2015. But then again everyone knows that Joakim Noah is the fakest tough guy in the world and he LOVES muttering insults under his breath. He’s a 9 year old scorned schoolgirl who was picked last in kickball during gym class. If you recall he did the exact same thing at the Q on Easter.

After the game Cardale found out what Jo said and wasn’t thrilled.

Can you imagine that fight? The state of Ohio’s current favorite athlete vs. The state of Ohio’s current least favorite athlete. Mayweather-Pacquiao might as well be the JV matchup compared to this showdown.

I love this. The hate just got turned up to a hundred thousand trillion towards Joakim Noah. See you game 3 at your house.

THIS

vs this

lol

Ding ding ding!

Cavs

Kyrie Irving drives a way better car than you ever will. Cavs in 5.

May 6, 2015 Mike Leave a comment

Kyrie Irving is Bruce Wayne. Bruce Wayne is Kyrie Irving That looks like a car straight out of the Dark Knight Rises. Kids, this is what you buy when you have your own signature Nike shoe named after you.

The original tweet from @GordoSouth says it’s a Lamborghini Aventador. A perfect car for the weather in Northeast Ohio and the finely kept streets of downtown Cleveland. According to a very quick search on Google this is what the car is listed at:

I loaned Kyrie Irving my Aventador for the day but made sure he gassed it up pic.twitter.com/Vdto7JQK8K

— Gordon Thomas (@GordoSouth) May 6, 2015

It’s nice to see Kyrie is still a man of the people and pumps his own gas even on game days. I know I wouldn’t if I were him. But he’s still just a regular guy like you or I… except for the $400K car and the whole being one of the best basketball players on the planet thing.

Someone tell him the only way he should be driving this car is dressed like this:

PS- Not sure if this is was even blogworthy or not but I knew about Johnny moving out of his apartment like last Friday (humblebrag?) and thought “who the hell would care about that?” Meanwhile yesterday every sports blog under the sun had the story and it even got a little segment on ESPN. So yeah, definitely missed out on that one and it’ll probably haunt me for a month. Them’s the breaks in this blog eat blog world I guess.

Also, h/t to @GordoSouth. Gordon is actually a friend of mine so it’s funny that I’m giving him a hat tip when I could just text him and say “Hey Gordon, good picture bro.”