Is it them? Could be. Or it could be just some random white guy and random black guy getting turnt at a party and giving some innocent bystanders a beer shower. I don’t know, man. I just don’t know. But since we don’t really abide by “journalistic standards” I figured I’d post it and see what the readers think.
This article was posted along with a 3 second video by @PFTCommenter (best follow on Twitter BTW) on SB Nation. It reads:
The source said they saw Josh Gordon and Johnny Manziel at a “rave” in Austin, TX on Friday night- Manziel was sticking it to Mack Brown by hanging out a window and proving that the words Manziel, Austin, and Safety dont belong anywhere near each other, and Gordon was spraying beer on people down below- spilling beer? Now thats what I call alcohol abuse folks!!! To be honest, the source was still pretty intoxicated on mostlikely several different types of substances when he was discussing the video but- no one can deny this- it obviously looks exactly a little bit like Johnny Manziel and Josh Gordon leaning out of a window.
So take it for what it’s worth. PFTCommenter is a BRILLIANT (and elite) parody account and there’s about an 85% chance we’re getting trolled but whatever. I reached out to him and this was his reply:
Well, if PFTCommenter says something COULD BE real, there’s without a doubt a 100% chance that it could be real (unless those 2 guys aren’t Johnny Manziel and Josh Gordon otherwise this isn’t real at all and sorry or something)
ElOsoBlanco knows what’s up
Hi haters, you definitely can’t prove that it’s NOT them!
It definitely wouldn’t surprise me. We all know Johnny loves spraying people with alcohol from time to time. It’s just nice to see him laying low this offseason and staying out of the public eye…
*pulls out gun. puts in mouth*
Bottlegate 