Who won the game last night? Who cares. I’d much rather see my infielders team up to beat the crap out of some mascot than win a regular season game in April. It builds camaraderie and character. Kipnis and Lindor are officially Cleveland’s version of the Bash Brothers.

I hope the New York Mets are planning to bring their mascot to Cleveland this weekend so I can see the middle of our infield take out Mr. Met as well.

HATE that guy.

Also. I know it’s been a few years but “Tampa Bay Devil Rays” is such a better name than “Tampa Bay Rays”