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LeBron Is In Miami Working Out With Dwyane Wade. Kinda Weird, Right?

 

I’ll preface this by saying no I don’t believe this is a big deal. But you’ve gotta admit it’s just a little head scratching, right?

On top of working out with Wade in Miami this morning, this is the tweet he sent out yesterday:

The Cavs are a fragile team so why ruffle feathers by subtweeting your current teammates (probably) and working out with a former teammate that you won 2 championships with?

When is the last time we’ve heard about a player in the middle of the season taking time off to go work out with an opponent? I mean, weren’t these two just together 2 weeks ago in Toronto for All Star Weekend?

And didn’t LeBron just take a vacation after the All Star game?

 

We know LeBron and know that usually every move he makes is calculated. So why send out that weird cryptic tweet last night while he was in Miami? Of course people are going to talk about it and he knows it.

The Cavs clearly have chemistry issues and clearly there’s no better way to solve them than by subtweets and South Beach workouts, I guess

Maybe this was supposed to motivate his teammates? I don’t know, man but I know it’s weird.

 

 

 

*looks out window and sees it snowing sideways*

Ah, I get it now

It’s probably nothing

The playoffs really need to get here

 

Mishmash- Lion, tiger, bear are bestest friends; OH man who ate roommate’s brain is up for parole; Ted Cruz bad lip reading

Cleveland pic of the day

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Lion, tiger, and bear are bestest friends

The 'brothers' were rescued from a basement during a police drug raid in 2001 and were brought to the shelter

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Kevin Garnett is still talking shit even when he’s on the bench in a suit

https://www.instagram.com/p/BCZeMfLEKss/?taken-by=twholbrook

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Bad Lip Reading starring everyone’s favorite person Ted Cruz

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Sheepdog gives birth to SEVENTEEN puppies

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Ohio man who ate his roommate’s brain 40 years ago is up for parole

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Couple caught having sex in a 1994 Crown Vic in a Hardee’s drive thru. Alright!

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Cleveland Guy Gets Drunk, Climbs In A Dumpster To Fall Asleep, Wakes Up In A Garbage Truck

Cleveland.com

CLEVELAND, Ohio – A Cleveland man became trapped in a garbage truck after he fell asleep in a dumpster early Monday, police said.

The 29-year-old man was taken to a hospital with minor injuries after he was found about 5 a.m. outside Speedway gas station on the 2000 block of Broadway Road, Cleveland police spokeswoman Sgt. Jennifer Ciaccia said.

A Waste Management driver called 911 after he heard banging in the back of his truck, police said. Cleveland firefighters opened the truck, and the man rolled out along with a large pile of trash.

He was taken to MetroHealth with a fractured ankle.

The man told investigators he fell asleep in a dumpster at an unknown location after a day of heavy drinking, Ciaccia said.


Ha. Classic! Who hasn’t drank 17 Bud Lights and 9 shots of Fireball and fallen asleep in a dumpster? Come to think of it, a dumpster is honestly one of the better places to go and pass out if you’re drunk. When I was a young whippersnapper in my partying days I would always try to find the place where the least amount of people were milling about and try to fall asleep there. Sometimes it’d be a bed, sometimes a bathroom, or sometimes under a table. Just some place where I wouldn’t be when my asshole drunk friends came around looking for a passed out face to draw dicks on with permanent marker. Everyone has friends like that, right? Thankfully I never woke up with a face full of marker but I’ve seen many people who have.

So I applaud this guy. Maybe it wasn’t the best place to fall asleep, but it was certainly one of the safest. Sure he almost got smashed to death in a garbage truck, but at least he didn’t wake up looking like these people: