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LeBron Is In Miami Working Out With Dwyane Wade. Kinda Weird, Right?


I’ll preface this by saying no I don’t believe this is a big deal. But you’ve gotta admit it’s just a little head scratching, right?

On top of working out with Wade in Miami this morning, this is the tweet he sent out yesterday:

The Cavs are a fragile team so why ruffle feathers by subtweeting your current teammates (probably) and working out with a former teammate that you won 2 championships with?

When is the last time we’ve heard about a player in the middle of the season taking time off to go work out with an opponent? I mean, weren’t these two just together 2 weeks ago in Toronto for All Star Weekend?

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And didn’t LeBron just take a vacation after the All Star game?

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We know LeBron and know that usually every move he makes is calculated. So why send out that weird cryptic tweet last night while he was in Miami? Of course people are going to talk about it and he knows it.

The Cavs clearly have chemistry issues and clearly there’s no better way to solve them than by subtweets and South Beach workouts, I guess

Maybe this was supposed to motivate his teammates? I don’t know, man but I know it’s weird.




*looks out window and sees it snowing sideways*

Ah, I get it now

It’s probably nothing

The playoffs really need to get here


VIDEO: Josh Gordon Discusses His Artwork, Suspension, And Getting A ‘Swift Kick In The Ass’

“Since that day that the suspension was announced, in a sense, I was kind of relieved. Ya know I was distraught and embarrassed but I was like man I’ve been ripping and running too much too fast I needed to slow down I’m glad that somebody gave me, ya know, a swift kick in the ass to let me know what’s real and whats not.”

This video was taken at the annual Art Basel fair in Miami where all the contemporary and modern artists gather for galleries, shows, parties, and whatnot (thanks Wikipedia).

Pretty cool stuff from one of the more interesting guys in the NFL. I’m not really up on the whole art scene and don’t really understand it, but I know I couldn’t make this shit:

Very impressive. That’s definitely something I’d hang up in my living room.

"It's about the duality of the human being," #fakealife #artbasel

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Good to see Josh putting his mind to something during his suspension and finding an outlet to express himself.

I’ll tell you what, one thing I definitely did not expect to see was Josh Gordon chopping it up with the lead singer of Incubus.


Also, strong Tribe hat


Need to see #12 on the field again like I need air to breathe.

BONUS: Best Incubus song and most underrated Incubus song



The real reason why LeBron left Miami. Introducing… “Stitches”

Wow. What the hell did I just watch? Everyone will mention LeBron’s heartfelt letter to the city of Cleveland or cite that Miami’s team is old and he wanted to play with younger, more talented players… but I’ve found the real reason he booked out of Miami and it’s as clear as day. The city of Miami and the whole state of Florida just couldn’t handle LeBron and our boy “Stitches” here in the same area at the same time.


So this is Stitches, he’s a 19 year old rapper from Miami who LOVES selling blow and tattooing his face.

8ebm01 Is This 18 Year Old Rapper With an AK 47 Tattoo on His Face the Next Macklemore?

Seems like a modest, down to Earth guy, no?

I was originally going to just make this a quick little “Haha LeBron and Stitches can’t co-exist, that’s why LeBron went home to Cleveland” post, but I started digging. Further and further down the rabbit hole I went. Hours spent reading article after article and watching YouTube video after YouTube video. At one point I even ended up on his Myspace page from when he was like 12. Stitches actually turned out to be one of the most interesting people I’ve ever read about. I have no idea what to think about him. Obviously he’s a whack job and his whole act seems JUST a little forced but I think I started to kind of like him? And I legitimately think “Brick in Yo Face” is a banger.  A couple things about Stitches:

  • He moved out at 14 (shocking he didn’t have a strong family life)
  • He claims he’s never been caught selling cocaine
  • He got the stitches and gun tattoo on his face when he was 16
  • He says he punched his principle and got kicked out of his school at 14. The principle says this didn’t happen.
  • He sees himself as the next Jay-Z. He actually said this in an interview with Dan Le Betard.
  • He was known as “Lil Phil” before “Stitches.” Yes, Lil Phil. His real name is Philip Katsabanis.
  • He once posted a video to Instagram of him giving $10,000 to an endearing fan saying “You won the ten grand.” When the video ended, he took back the 10k and only gave the fan $100. I kind of love that move.
  • He sometimes wears fake watches. (He does own a real Rolex though, “fakewatchbusta” confirmed this)
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  • He posted a picture of him driving in a Maserati with the caption “How you like my new toy?” The dealership where he apparently bought the Maserati said he didn’t have enough money for a down payment and that the picture was taken during a test drive. Snake it till you make it I guess.
  • Stitches has 2 kids with his wife. Yes, someone willingly married and procreated with this

  • His wife appeared on Paris Hilton’s TV show “My New BFF.” And she looks NOTHING like you’d expect her to.
  • This is Stiches when he was just a youngster. Looks like he came from the hood.


  • His dad lived in a 5 bedroom waterfront house that he sold for $2 million in 2005.
  • His mom was a health insurance broker
  • His mom has been in a relationship with a Miami police detective since 2007
  • I think it’s safe to say a lot of guys in Miami aren’t particularly fond of him
  • This video is SO Florida
  • I’m only 26 and I feel such a disconnect between the late teens and early 20s crowd. Is this what they do for fun? Because this just does not seem like it’d be a good time.
  • He also does cocaine onstage, so there’s that

So that’s Stitches. He’s a 19 year old whose stepdad is a Miami police detective; he has a tattoo of a spider, stitches, and an AK-47 on his face;  he’s married to a girl who tried to be best friends with Paris Hilton; and he does not, in fact own a Maserati.

When I woke up this morning did I think I would be writing about a 19 year old rapper from Miami with guns and spiders tattooed on his face? No, can’t say that I did. But this is what makes us different than the other Cleveland websites out there. Sure we’ll have all the Browns/Indians/Cavs coverage for you to gorge yourself on but we’ll also have shit like this. You never know what you’re gonna get. We’re the Wildcard, bitches.

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Someone get me this shirt

Also: The YouTube comments to “Brick in Yo Face” were pretty good