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Browns Fan Has A NSFW/Almost Sensible Johnny Manziel Rant In The Driver’s Seat Of His Car

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Probably NSFW: Lots and lots of language.

Many of you probably know this dude. His name is El Presador and he makes YouTube videos about the Browns. Usually they’re after losses or when he wants to bitch about Mike Pettine. I’ve seen a handful of them and usually they’re the same old shit every week: The Browns suck, Mike Pettine sucks, and he yells loudly and swears every 4th word. Pretty simple formula and it works because his videos have thousands and thousands of views on them.

But this one actually caught my attention a little bit because he actually makes some valid points. I think he actually conveys a lot of the thoughts that us fellow Browns fans have. So after you get past all of the times he says “fuck” and “bitch,” there’s actually something pragmatic here.

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Johnny Manziel’s Swan Song featuring Sashi Brown

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“Cool your shit, people. We’re gonna cut him as soon as we can.”

And that’ll do it.

Is this the most passive aggressive/refreshing/biggest relief in the history of Cleveland sports press releases? I feel like I just saw an ex girlfriend at a bar and the kid she was with was wearing skinny jeans with holes in them and a beanie and when he took the beanie off his long hair was matted down and gross. I don’t know why I feel this way but I do. We all knew how this was going to end but it’s just a relief to know they’re not gonna Browns this one up.

Makes you wonder if the team knows something about his latest mess that the public doesn’t yet. Seems kind of oddly timed to me. Or possibly they just realized it’s absolutely absurd to have a police force looking for their quarterback with a helicopter and decided to finally cut their losses. Who cares. It’s finally over.

To put it into a metaphor Johnny would understand: the lights are turned on, it’s last call at the bar and the 10 that just turned into a 3 is the flicker of a hope for his NFL career.

Get excited for Mike’s farewell video for #2. Get real excited.

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Johnny Manziel Involved In Another Altercation With His Girlfriend. This Time In Texas

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Atta boy, Johnny! Second domestic dispute since October. I think we’re beginning to see a pattern here with Mr. Football.

Do you know how easy it is to not get the cops called on you and your girlfriend? Johnny’s managed to do it twice in the past few months.

Jimmy Haslam said TWO DAYS AGO that he thinks the relationship between the Browns and Manziel is fixable and this is how Johnny responds. You have to try and be this dumb and be in the news cycle this much, it’s incredible.

February 8th is when the Browns can officially cut Manziel. Expect a farewell video by then too.

UPDATE: According to Profootballtalk.com, police used a helicopter to search for Manziel after his altercation.

Via Mark David Smith of the Fort Worth Star-Telegram, Fort Worth police have issued a statement indicating that a helicopter was used to search for Manziel following whatever it was that happened between him and a female on Saturday morning.

The report indicates that a “possible assault” occurred, but that the potential victim (who referred to Manziel as her ex-boyfriend) was not cooperative. The helicopter search apparently resulted from Manziel’s ex-girlfriend’s concerns for his well-being and an inability to locate him through “cell phone numbers associated with him.”

 

A helicopter to look for an NFL quarterback after an altercation with a woman? What is happening here.