We took a flyer on him before training camp. We stuck with him through his hamstring troubles. We cut him for a running back who our running backs coach had never heard of, who was injured at the time and who we would eventually cut two months later.
But today, my brothers and sisters, today the prodigal son returns. Terrelle Pryor is back in a Cleveland Browns uniform. And with him, the return of #PryorPorn. We don’t know what we’ll get from him on the field but we do know he’ll look damn good doing it. Let’s take a trip down memory lane, back to times of sunshine and camo jerseys…
So as I was browsing Instagram for good Browns fan reaction videos, I came across this security guard breaking it down with Chomps and the elf.
A little bright spot to yesterday’s loss. Pretty sure we just discovered the next contestant on “America’s Got Talent.” This dude has some fucking MOVES! May be the best dancer in Cleveland aside from Super Pimp dancing at 1:30 am on a Saturday night at Velvet Dog.
I also imagine this is how Dwayne Bowe looks every morning when he thinks about his $9 million guaranteed contract this season while only catching 3 passes. Must be nice, Dwayne.
PS- Did the guy really have to hashtag “losers” though? Man…
By now you know that the Browns lost on a last second blocked field goal that was returned for a touchdown last night. Here’s a collection of reaction videos for you to start your Tuesday morning. Holy shit what a way to lose a game.
It’s not your fault… It’s not your fault.
“Did we just lose this game?”
The laughs are unreal. I had the same exact reaction.