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Johnny Manziel threw a huge rager Friday night which led to Josh Gordon’s suspension

From Cleveland.com

BALTIMORE, Md. — Johnny Manziel threw a big party Friday night that resulted in his fine for being late for treatment Saturday morning andJosh Gordon suspended for missing the Saturday walk-through, several sources told cleveland.com.

The source told told cleveland.com that Josh Gordon, who’s suspended for today’s game against the Ravens, attended Manziel’s party along with other members of the team.

CBS Sports’ Jason LaCanfora first reported that Manziel threw the party.

By Saturday morning, team security was sent to Manziel’s apartment to try to find him, because he failed to show up for treatment on the hamstring, and he wasn’t answering his phone, a source told cleveland.com on Saturday. The source also said he was fined for being tardy.

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UPDATE: In speaking with the media Monday, Manziel said he did not throw a party, that it was a complete lie and that he didn’t even see Josh Gordon Friday night.

Guys, Johnny said he was going to take this seriously NEXT YEAR. Next year isn’t for a couple days so he’s still go some time. R-E-L-A-X.

And besides, has ANYONE even seen Varsity Blues? Jon Moxon takes Billy Bob, Tweeder, and the boys out to a strip club all night the night BEFORE the game. It’s called building team camaraderie and togetherness, duh. How are you supposed to develop that cohesion with your teammates? Practice? PSSHH. No. You get rip roaring drunk. Johnny is on IR so it didn’t matter, Moxon had to play the next day. I guess that’s just how they do it in Texas.

This is textbook #ChillMode. You don’t go to your treatment the next day, don’t answer your phone, and you make the Browns  come and find you like Liam Neeson in Taken 2. Chill Mode to the max.

Confirmed Browns in attendance:

Johnny Manziel

Josh Gordon

Justin Gilbert

Travis Benjamin (but he wasn’t an idiot and got to practice on time)

Groundhog Day: Josh Gordon is suspended again

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Gotta wonder if we’ve seen the last of Josh Gordon in a Browns uniform. So much talent on the field, so much stupidity off of it. It’s obviously the company keeps and that starts with his brother. I’ve been a staunch Josh Gordon defender since day 1, always giving him the benefit of the doubt but this… this may be my breaking point. How many chances have the Browns given him? About 100? Sometimes you just want to grab him by the cheeks like Billy Madison and yell at him “QUIT BEING A FUCKING IDIOT”

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What a way to cap off what once was a promising 2014 season. When it rains it pours…

Hey Ray Farmer, this opens the door for…

The results are in for Cleveland’s hottest athlete. Here’s who our readers chose:

At the beginning of December we ran a poll to have our readers vote on the best looking professional athletes in the city of Cleveland. The response we got was pretty awesome, our poll was spread all over Twitter, Facebook, and Reddit and we had tons of people visit the site to weigh in on some good looking dudes. I mean, who actually cares about their play on the field, right?

The staff here at Bottlegate (AKA all 2 of us) put together our own lists. You can view Austin’s here where he went above and beyond and wrote a thesis on each individual player. He even came up with a number system to calculate each player’s final score. Seriously, go check it out if you haven’t already, it’s really really good.

Before we reveal the Top 10 that you voted, I’ll give you my top 10 and a short explanation on why and how I picked them.

 

10. Johnny Manziel

Is he actually a good looking guy? Meh. He’s alright I guess. He makes the list because these are the girls he’s been linked to within the past year. The company he keeps vaults him into my top ten.

9. Spencer Lanning

Spencer was the last person thrown into the poll to round out the Browns selections. He actually performed very well. The only reason he makes my top 10 is because of this picture:

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8. Michael Brantley

Frankly I don’t think he’s very good looking but during every Indians game my Twitter timeline is inundated with girls swooning over him.

7. Joe Harris

If the 2014 NBA Draft was based off looks alone, Joe Harris would have been the #1 pick.

6. Jason Kipnis

He just strikes me as a man’s man. Can probably fix the alternator on your car while chopping down a Redwood at the same time.

5. Corey Kluber

He’s in the Top 5 because of his beard and his beard alone. I strive to have that facial hair one day. Oh, and he’s pretty good at throwing that baseball thing too.

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4. LeBron James

“But Mike, LeBron isn’t hot. He looks like an old man” Blah blah blah. You know why LeBron cracks my top 5? Because this:

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Related: Apparently I’m a gold digger. You learn something new about yourself everyday.

 

3. Miles Austin

Miles was famous in the non NFL circles because he dated some girl named Kim Kardashian while he was with the Cowboys. Never heard of her. Plus people tell me has nice eyes.

 

2. Kevin Love

Kevin Love fever has officially taken over the city of Cleveland. Kevin Love this, Kevin Love that. You’d think he was in the same league as Beckham the way these girls are drooling over him.

1. Jordan Cameron

It really isn’t even close to be honest.

1) He’s an acclaimed actor who made his on-screen debut on FX’s The League

2) He can dunk better than you

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3) His child is way cuter than your child

4) He’s better at rollerblading than you

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5) He puts Buddy The Elf to shame

6) Oh hello 5 o’clock shadow nice to meet you

 

Here’s how you guys voted:

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How Jordan Cameron didn’t win unanimously is beyond me

 

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Bloodbath City: Population Kevin Love & the Cavaliers

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Zach Walters coming in second for Hottest Indian then not cracking the top 10 for overall hottest is the most confusing thing that I’ve read all year.

Cleveland’s Top 10 (with ties)

10. Mike Aviles

10. Yan Gomes

10. Michael Brantley

7. Spencer Lanning

5. Miles Austin (tie)

5. Joe Haden (tie)

4. Jason Kipnis

3. Joe Harris

2. Jordan Cameron

1. Kevin Love

 

And there you have it, Kevin Love is the undisputed best looking athlete in the Cleveland professional sports scene. It was a back and forth battle between Jordan Cameron and Kevin Love, with Kevin making a big push on the final day to claim the title. Thanks to everyone who voted. Stay tuned for more polls like these that we have up our sleeve.

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