Category Archives: Buckeyes

Block out a half hour of your day and watch this video recapping Ohio State’s championship season

February 12, 2015 Mike Leave a comment

My suggestion is to go to a room in your house by yourself, turn off all the lights, put your phone on silent, pop some popcorn, maybe pour a little glass of wine or some whiskey, light a candle or two and fire up this 26 minute masterpiece. Forget that DVR’ed episode of How I Met Your Mother. Forget about all the work you’re putting off. Forget about going to the gym. WATCH THIS RIGHT NOW.

I think I could listen to the 2 biggest jackasses at ESPN (Colin Cowherd & Skip Bayless… obviosuly) on loop for the rest of my life.

We live in a time where people hate watching Youtube videos that are over 30 seconds long but I promise you’ll enjoy reliving the Bucks season. How many days till the Spring Game again?

PS- There’s still never a bad time to get yourself some Ohio State gear

h/t to 11W

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If you missed it this weekend, here’s a full recap of the OSU-Michigan Twitter war

February 9, 2015 Mike Leave a comment

While you were relaxing and probably nursing a hangover Saturday afternoon you may have missed the most entertaining “match” Ohio State and Michigan have had in years… and it happened on social media. Because nothing says “rivalry” like a good old fashioned Twitter beef. That’s the way Bo and Woody would’ve wanted it.

It all started when Jim Harbaugh and his khakis sent out this “Thought of the day”

Hm, weird. I never took Coach Jim as a “Thought of the day” kinda guy… but I digress. This was a direct shot at Urban Meyer and the Buckeyes and how they handled the Mike Weber/Stan Drayton recruiting situations. I’m not explaining it here but if you’re unfamiliar with what happened read this. This is Harbaugh just proving he’s got the mindset of a 15 year old girl by subtweeting Urban and the Bucks.

Interesting tactics by Jimmy here when Urban and the Bucks are the ones holding the CFB trophy while Michigan can’t even make the GoDaddy.com Bowl.

The tweet by Harbaugh piqued the interest of Mark Pantoni who is the Buckeye Director of Player Personnel. He sent this tweet out and it was a little less cryptic than Harbaugh’s.

“Oh hey Jim, you wanna send out whiny preteen girl subtweets? Oh well that’s cool my thought of the day is this cover of Sports Illustrated where we just rolled over Oregon to win the National Championship. How’s your 60th ranked recruiting class doing?”

Former Offensive Coordinator Tom Herman just couldn’t help himself either. He needed to take one last parting shot at Michigan and Jim Harbaugh and he completely ETHERED them. A lot of people have been dying on Twitter lately but this was a decapitiation unlike any these eyes have seen. He dropped the guillotine on Harbaugh and then dropped the mic. I really don’t know how Harbaugh will be able to show his face in public after that one. Fatality.

This renewed Ohio State-Michigan rivalry is already off to a great start. Michigan wins coaching searches, Ohio State wins National Championships. If you’re keeping score at home- Ohio State owns Michigan on the football field, the basketball court, the recruiting rankings, and now on the mean streets of social media.

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Cardale Jones held a presser to announce he was returning to OSU and a bunch of jackasses lost their mind

January 15, 2015 Mike Leave a comment

As you probably already know, Cardale Jones announced that he is returning to the Ohio State football team next season. Third string QB turned starter for the National Championship. A kid whose ups and downs have been pretty well publicized decides to return to school and forego millions of dollars. Pretty cool story, right? Well not according to some sports writers out there.

Apparently going back to your high school and holding a press conference to announce you’re going to further your education is a bad look. Because fuck being a role model for young kids in the community you’re from, right?

Here’s a little collection. Had to screenshot them because you never know when someone can delete a tweet because the take is too

First- Mike Florio from Pro Football Talk. Ya know, this lil guy:

I went back and searched “Cardale Jones” on ProFootballTalk and there have been 8 articles posted about him since Tuesday. That’s a lot of content. Don’t know why Florio is bitching like a little bitch.

I don’t know this Michael guy but he seems like a real wet blanket, huh? O, nevermind he’s also a writer for PFT which explains everything.

More Florio-

Here’s former Tampa Bay Bucs GM Mark Dominik. Because if you respect an opinion of anyone, it should be a guy who was fired from the very respectable and successful Tampa Bay organization

And now we get into the “smear Ted Ginn campaign” because Ted Ginn is the most selfish guy in Cleveland, right? He’s never done anything beneficial for his players and students.