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Ohio Against the World; OSU v Alabama Sugar Bowl Game Tape (First Half)

January 2, 2015 Mike Leave a comment

We heard it all coming into this game: Big Ten. Too slow. 3rd string quarterback. Nick Saban. Alabama. (-9). SEC Speed. Amari Cooper. Roll Tide. Virginia Tech. Too young. Not there yet.

Then there was this from the esteemed personalities at ESPN:

And… it was all bullshit.

Let’s look at the game tape

Before the game we found out firsthand how the entire state of Alabama fertilizes their trees. Harvey Updyke would be proud.

Things did not start out well for the Buckeyes

Pretty sure Derrick Henry could have had 400 yards rushing if Lane Kiffin wasn’t an idiot. Thank you, Lane. Thank you.

Also, Jabaal Sheard and Derrick Henry? Twins.

That’s 250 lbs trying to hurdle you. I’d have pooped my pants.

That Amari Cooper guy? Yeah, he’s good. Hey Browns, you listening?

Hey kid, you stink. Enjoy that Alabama education. Newsflash: the world isn’t flat

I can’t even right now. Love this chick.

But any report of the Buckeyes demise were deeply exaggerated!

“He came in like a wrecking balllll”

So I guess every player on Ohio State can throw touchdowns this year?

Boom.

Excited?

You can relive the 2nd half here

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Tackling Fuel; The OSU-Bama hype video is here. Get your tissues ready.

December 30, 2014 Mike Leave a comment

Is it Thursday yet?!? Chills. There’s chills everywhere.

Love it. Let’s take a quick little ride down Memory Lane and look at the narratives of The Ohio State Football Team’s 2014 season

August: Heisman Trophy candidate Braxton Miller ruled out for the season. The Buckeyes will be LUCKY if they get 8 wins.

September: Ohio State loses to Virginia Tech in JT Barrett’s 2nd career start. Rebuilding year. Lost season. Urban can’t win primetime games. Defense is a mess.

October: Snore. These are games the Buckeyes should be winning. Still not impressed.

November: No way Ohio State rolls into Spartan Stadium and walks out with a W.

December: JT Barrett out for the Big 10 Championship game. Wisconsin is favored. Bet on the Badgers.

(See a trend?)

January: Ohio State has NO CHANCE vs Nick Saban and Alabama

All year it’s been the same story. Big Ten. Too slow. No Braxton. No defense. Too young. Not ready. And all year Ohio State has silenced its critics. Bring on Saban and the SEC. Bring on Alabama. Bring on Amari Cooper. Bring on Roll Tide. Bring on the doubters. Bring. It. The. Fuck. On.

See you in New Orleans.

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Urban Meyer’s wife’s hair caught on fire while she was blowing out her Birthday cake

December 12, 2014 Mike Leave a comment

https://twitter.com/spinnershells/status/543228713626660864

SHELLY!!! Come on! You know Urban has a lot on his mind having to prepare for Nick Saban’s ugly mug for their January 1st playoff game. You can’t go pulling a Michael Jackson and setting your head ablaze three weeks before the big game. It’s been well documented that Urban and stress don’t mix. The last thing he needs is getting that phone call saying his wife’s hair looks like Chicago in October of 1871.