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Being a Cleveland sports fan is exhausting

Do you ever wonder what it’s like to be a fan of teams from another city?

Patriots fans spend the week leading up to games talking about their upcoming opponent and what they can do to improve upon their performance from last week to give themselves the best chance to win on Sunday. Browns fans spend the week leading up to games talking about whether the team should start a below average journeyman, or a rookie who hasn’t had the chance to prove he’s below average yet, at like every position.

Spurs fans talk about potential playoff match ups, Pop’s latest sound bite and how they can beat the Warriors. Cavs fans ask each other if they saw __________’s latest Instagram post, what __________’s tweet means and how they can’t beat the Warriors.

Cardinals fans spend the winter talking about what complimentary pieces they can add in the off season, and the summer talking about how they’re the best in the world at rooting for a baseball team. Indians fans spend their winter complaining about how the front office never spends any money, and the summer complaining about how the front office never spends any money.

I, for one, am absolutely exhausted. Lately I find myself answering the vast majority of sports questions from friends and coworkers with “I don’t care.”

What do you think about RGIII? I don’t care.

Bosa or a QB at 2? I do not care.

Did you see LeBron unfollowed the Cavs on Twitter?

I. Do. Not Care. I don’t care because I’m tired.

I’m tired of:

  • of LeBron on social media
  • of conversations about LeBron’s leadership
  • of Kevin Love not being Minnesota Kevin Love
  • of Kevin Love trade rumors
  • of anything having to do with the Cavs locker room
  • of David Blatt vs Ty Lue
  • of LeBron in Miami
  • of LeBron leaving
  • of Kyrie being a ball hog
  • of our star player and leader intentionally screwing with us
  • of who is or isn’t in an Instagram picture
  • of personal “brands”
  • of poolside chats
  • of ESPN
  • of Stephen A’s sources that are close to people
  • of Steph Curry
  • of Johnny Manziel
  • of Josh Gordon
  • of exclusive cell phone footage obtained by TMZ
  • of looking to the NFL draft as our only hope
  • of failed draft picks
  • of “we could have had…”
  • of constant front office turnover
  • of stupid new slogans and uniforms
  • of other people genuinely feeling sorry for me because of the football team I root for
  • of other people making fun of me for the football team I root for
  • of being more excited for press conferences and press releases in the spring and summer than for Sunday afternoons in the fall
  • of FBI probes
  • of “analytics”
  • of people not going to baseball games
  • of talking about people not going to baseball games
  • of complaining about the Indians payroll
  • of asking bars downtown to turn on Indians games
  • of fake Chief Wahoo outrage
  • of Zack Reed
  • of Sports Illustrated curses
  • of right handed power bats
  • of wins, losses, batting average and ERA
  • of jersey burning
  • of forced optimism
  • of hereditary pessimism
  • of you being completely wrong and also an idiot if I don’t agree with you
  • of criticizing local media because they deserve it
  • of criticizing local media when they don’t

But most of all, I am completely and utterly drained by the saying:

“Only in Cleveland.”

Only in Cleveland do we have the largest scoreboard in the NBA, the best player most of us have ever seen, the first place team in the Eastern Conference and the second best odds of winning a championship.

Only in Cleveland do we have the largest scoreboard in the MLB inside a completely renovated park, one of the best shortstops, pitching staffs, left fielders, second basemen, managers and radio announcers in baseball, a farm system full of even more pitching and prospects that fit our big league needs and the projected AL Central champions per Fangraphs.

Only in Cleveland do we have a fan base loyal (slash dumb) enough to keep supporting their football team year in and year out, regardless of the incompetence displayed by the players and front office.

(That last one was admittedly tough, but despite all preconceived notions of this new regime failing “because Browns,” we’re not even close to being close to it being too early to tell)

This is sports, people. An outlet to escape from the every day grind. This feeling of being a soap opera of a city is like the social battles kids used to wage in middle school. At the time, yeah, jumping off the 480 bridge seemed like the only solution to the problem. But sitting here 15 years later, I’m kind of glad I decided not to jump because Scotty intercepted my love note to Sarah and read it to everyone.

So if you want to talk to me about what the Indians lineup should look like when they square off against David Price in 13 days? Let’s do it. Wondering what sort of defensive match ups we could use against the Bulls or Pacers in the first round of the NBA playoffs? I’m all for it. But open your mouth and start spewing about a TMZ Sports report or a locker room tiff or a Cleveland sports curse? Get lawst.

Because I’m tired.

And I don’t care.

 

I Went To The Donald Trump Rally In Cleveland, Didn’t Die, And Made A Video

Disclaimer:

Went to the Trump rally in Cleveland on Saturday and somehow someway I actually survived it. Crazy, right? If you read Twitter or watch the news you’d actually think I was heading to the front line in Afghanistan but sadly that wasn’t the case.

Couple things:

  • Putting a Young Jeezy song over footage of the Trump rally was too good to pass up
  • Being at the IX Center brought back some great memories of going to the IX Indoor Amusement Park as a kid
  • 97% of your time at political rallies will be spent standing around
  • There were a few protesters who were actually pretty bad at protesting. If you have to read off of a paper and no one can understand you or hear a word you’re saying then you’re just a terrible protester. Go back and brush up on your game a little and read some Protesting 101 books… Or just stay home like a normal person (you can see them at the 2:50 mark)
  • This was definitely one of the weirder group of people I’ve seen gathered in one place: Rednecks, ladies with oxygen tubes, frat bros who’ll chant U-S-A at every chance they get, a guy with an eye patch, dudes in Green Bay Packers jerseys, hot republican girls, wealthy old guys… but most of the people I think were pretty normal. I think.
  •  One day I hope to do anything as well as Trump works a room
  • At one point I wished they had served beer, in hindsight it’s probably a good idea that they didn’t

My ride or die chick

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Stood behind the coolest bro on the planet

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Knew I was in for a fun day as soon as I saw this sign

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Gary Barnidge wore a “Keep the Chief” shirt in Egypt. And I think that’s okay.

This article from SI about the organization Gary has toured with the past four off-seasons (American Football Without Barriers)  is a good primer for this blog.


 

If we’re not careful, Chief Wahoo is gonna put Punxsutawney Phil right out of a job in a couple years. No need for the little critter to predict spring when we can so it ourselves here in Cleveland. Every year, like clockwork, the anti-Wahoo activists grab their soap boxes down from the attic and buy new batteries for their megaphones right around when the Indians head out west to Arizona to get another season of Major League Baseball underway. The beginning of Spring Training and Chief Wahoo arguments seem to always coincide with each other (which is ironic because the logo is nowhere to be found at the complex they share with the Cincinnati Reds in Goodyear.) With so many “traditions unlike any other” here in Cleveland, arguing about our baseball team’s racist logo has got to be right up there.

That’s point #1 here. You kinda can’t deny that Wahoo is a little racist. It’s essentially the Washington Redskins logo without the name. Well, not essentially, it literally is. The cartoon depicts a Native American with red skin. In a vacuum, Wahoo is no different than blackface caricatures. I don’t think there’s any arguing that.

That being said, I love Chief Wahoo. Easy for me to say, I know. I’m a white kid with no Native American heritage. But growing up in the 90’s, the logo doesn’t represent anything other than great memories of my favorite team playing my favorite sport. Does wearing and supporting Chief Wahoo make me racist? Absolutely not. Our logo could be a dolphin, or a jar of peanut butter. We could be the Cleveland Jars of Peanut Butter, and if someone said they were going to make a peanut butter sandwich, I would say “just please don’t eat Brantley or Lindor.” The connection between the logo and what it actually represents has long ago been severed for me. Chief Wahoo doesn’t represent Native Americans. It represents Jim Thome.

Intent is another part of the conversation I think. Wahoo wasn’t created with the intent of disrespecting or making fun of or offending the Native American people. There have been pictures and designs created throughout history with malicious intent. This is most certainly not one of them. From Wahoo’s Wikipedia page:

“In 1947, Cleveland Indians owner Bill Veeck hired the J.F. Novak Company, designers of the patches worn by Clevelands police and firefighters, to create a new logo for his team. 17-year-old draftsman Walter Goldbach, an employee of the Novak Company, was asked to perform the job. Tasked with creating a mascot that “would convey a spirit of pure joy and unbridled enthusiasm”, he created a smiling Indian face with yellow skin and a prominent nose. Goldbach has said that he had difficulty “figuring out how to make an Indian look like a cartoon”, and that he was probably influenced by the cartoon style that was popular at the time.

A mascot that would “convey a spirit of pure joy and unbridled enthusiasm.” 60+ years have passed and what is and is not acceptable in society has evolved, but that original sentiment that Wahoo was created to embody will never change.

These are all arguments I use every spring when people ask me how I could like such a racist logo. That’s another thing, real quick. Me supporting Wahoo is me supporting my baseball team, it’s not me supporting racism against Native Americans. Logos don’t work like politicians. People who support a Presidential candidate support the whole thing, the good and the bad. You might not agree with the candidate on 100% of issues, but you get the whole package when you vote to put them in office. I support Chief Wahoo because I support the baseball team it represents. I support hitting more home runs, winning more games and making it to the World Series. I support the BASEBALL TEAM, one thing Wahoo represents. I don’t support racism, another thing some people argue it represents.

All that being said…if a Native American came up to me and told me that they’re offended by Wahoo, I would say you’re absolutely right and we should probably get rid of him. I can like him and think we should get rid of him at the same time. That’s allowed. As absurd as it seems to some of us to argue about a logo, it’s equally as maddening to some Native Americans whose ancestors suffered through some unspeakable things throughout history. I like the logo and the memories it represents, but those pale in comparison.

So this brings us to the point of the blog, Gary Barnidge wearing a “Keep the Chief” shirt while doing some work in Egypt this week. To me, this is a non issue. I wear that shirt all the time, I’m not racist, I’d understand if they got rid of it. I’m also not a Pro Bowl Tight End in the NFL doing international work that’s being well documented in the media, but as crazy as this sounds, I don’t think that changes anything. Would anyone be saying anything if the shirt had no writing inside of it? No. Does him liking a logo of a team that plays in a community he’s done a ton of work for make him a racist, or even a bad guy? No. What’s the issue here? Maybe he was just supporting a great local business in GV Art + Design. Maybe he wanted to wear something that the most possible people would connect with our city while he does all this great outreach all over the globe. Is there another logo that more people connect with Cleveland than Chief Wahoo? I’m not sure there is.

I can understand people being offended by Chief Wahoo. I can’t understand people being offended by a football player who has been great in our community wearing a tee shirt with Chief Wahoo on it.

and oh yeah….

 

 

 

KEEP THE CHIEF